【SD動畫】8歲那年與二狗挑戰二八大槓,一路充滿速度與激情,結果二狗不完整了! 【暴走王金條】
Remember when I was eight years old The bikes at home are the same. We call him 28 bars Mighty and domineering Higher than the membrane at the time. I can’t even reach the handlebars. Because he was not tall at that time Want to ride 28 big bars
You can only use the card or standing type. But children are also good face At that time, we all thought that the crotch was not handsome enough. Generally use standing type Stand with your legs on the pedal and push back and forth for less than half a circle. You can ride fast, too.
Day off My friends and I made an appointment to drag racing. Each of them boarded all the luxury cars at home. The game will start soon Two dog and I whoosh out Exhausted the strength of the milk But it’s also neck and neck We’ll just step on the pedal with our legs
Half a circle of lights The speed is getting faster and faster No one will give up Two dog look at me with so tight Suddenly began to force Legs up and down Almost all stepped on the phantom The noodles crunched under force.
All of a sudden, I saw the two dogs in front of me jerk away. The feet that were originally on the pedals Suddenly the body straight He’s empty I saw two dog turn around A sudden sinking a muffled sound The crotch part is directly on the bar girder.
The full weight of the body Instantly hit his young and weak crotch Faintly I seem to hear a crisp click At this time two dog also screamed But the ordeal did not intend to spare two dogs. Two dog’s feet can’t even reach the ground
The weight of the whole body is borne by the immature crotch. But the speed was very fast. Can’t stop for a time Two dogs can only hang like this The road conditions were also bad. Potholes on the road Two dog galloped on the bumpy road like this Every pit is a shrill scream
The voice is terrible With a tenacity in despair Deeply imprinted into my heart This is how painful to realize Although people can’t empathize But at that moment I really felt My crotch even faint pain up That’s it. Two dog rushed out so far, so far away
At this time he has given up the struggle At his merciless mercy The car speed gradually slowed down Two dog’s barking also gradually hoarse After a while, I heard a click The bicycle suddenly fell. Two dog also fell heavily to the ground We hurried forward
At this time the two dog eyes no god The flow of tears As if to see through everything in the world Slowly raise your head say to us Gold bars I’m incomplete My downstairs neighbor Aunt Wang Usually is a very love to take advantage of people
There is a word that is very accurate. Just walk on the road without picking up money. Even if it is left in our neighborhood, it is famous. And he’s especially fond of visiting It’s okay to walk at home Turn around that house. But he visits with a purpose. That is shoplittering
What children’s toys? Where are the pots and pans? Even flowers and plants are not let go Once my mom ran into her in the hallway He I said hello politely. Let’s sit at home. The average person can understand It’s a courtesy But Aunt Wang is not an ordinary person. Straight into the house
When I entered the room, I said I was a little thirsty. Mom, get him some water. Then she said, do you have any fruit in your house? As soon as my mother heard this, she quickly washed some fruits for her. Then she said let mom hurry to cook No need to accompany him
Are not outsiders Mom went to wash the dishes As a result, I came back for a while to have a look. Aunt Wang left long ago. The fruit on the table has even been taken away. Then he came to my house a few times
Because mom is a person who doesn’t know how to refuse others. So always embarrassed to stop him Later, it was I who took care of it. In fact, it is also very simple Is that every time I see him come to my house I warmly welcome up Tell him I’m doing insurance now.
Talk to him about insurance. Let him buy insurance for himself or his family. Can protect the disease Accidental pension or something I know a character like Aunt Wang who loves to take advantage of small things. He’s never going to accept the consumer consciousness of insurance.
Let him buy an invisible future guarantee with his present money. It hurts more than cutting his flesh with a knife. I took a look at it twice. Aunt Wang will never come again. Now all the doors are walking around my house But I always hear other neighbors complaining about him.
And then one of the things that happened It really made Aunt Wang pay a heavy price. Once Aunt Wang came back from outside Go downstairs Saw a bicycle at the door of the unit There’s a fish on the handlebars Wang Dama saw the fish alive and kicking very fresh
I just went straight to my pocket and walked away. As soon as Aunt Wang left, she heard someone shouting outside. Who took my fish? Did anyone see who took my fish? That’s a puffer fish Poisonous can not eat ah Aunt Wang dares to believe this He thinks the owner must be bluffing.
It also hides the fish more tightly. When I got home, I stewed the fish directly. Wang Dama smells that the fish soup is so delicious Then he filled a big bowl for his grandson to drink. As a result, I didn’t expect my grandson to have symptoms of poisoning immediately after drinking it.
Although timely to the hospital for rescue But the puffer fish is really too poisonous Adults can’t handle it. Not to mention such a small child Aunt Wang called the police afterwards Find the man who lost the fish If you want to sue somebody else, they said they were deliberately poisoned. Claim for compensation
The final court hearing held Aunt Wang steals other people’s fish It was an act of theft. Then he took the poisonous fish to his grandson. Although not subjective intention But it also led to the death of his grandson. Therefore, Aunt Wang also constitutes the crime of negligence causing death.
And the fish’s donor has no fault. No liability is required Do you feel reasonable about this result? Greed for petty gain and eat big losses The old saying always makes perfect sense I am Wang Jin-tiou My wish is for world peace mua mua mua
Recently, I found that there is always some garbage on my balcony It’s all some plastic bags. Snack bags and the like At first I thought the wind was blowing in Also did not care But then I noticed that from time to time, a few cigarette butts would come in.
That’s what I want to understand This is rubbish and cigarette butts thrown down by someone upstairs. Just then someone knocked at the door I opened the door and looked It’s the big brother downstairs Big Brother Can I help you? Gold bars It’s like this
Recently, I found that there are always cigarette butts on the balcony of my house. And some haven’t gone out yet This morning, the child played with cigarette butts on the balcony and turned around directly. I almost burned my eyes. I just wanted to come by and remind you Don’t throw cigarette butts down
You misunderstood Brother, I didn’t throw the cigarette butts. I won’t smoke Recently, my family also often drop cigarette butts I am also very distressed As I said this, I led my eldest brother to have a look on the balcony. Then we decided to go upstairs and ask
After all, throwing cigarette butts is really too dangerous. Maybe there will be a fire hazard But after asking around, I couldn’t find who threw it. The eldest brother downstairs is also very angry. Said he was looking for property After a while
I saw the eldest brother downstairs scolding the street in the group of owners. It is estimated that it was also pushed at the property. Come back and think of the child being scalded. There is no place to reason. Everyone feels uncomfortable. But cursing the street is not the solution to the problem.
Sure enough The next day we found that there were only a lot more cigarette butts on the balcony. Now I dare not even dry my clothes. I think it’s better to find someone to throw cigarette butts. I’m in plain light Swearing without purpose in the group Not only can not solve the problem
And he knows you can’t find him Of course, it is more unscrupulous So I put a high-definition camera outside the balcony. In this way, we can both photograph which one threw it. Can record evidence of his high-altitude parabolic Light is not enough If he doesn’t pay a price
He must not have a long memory Then I took out a mink coat I bought a few years ago. This dress has long been worn One is to resist fur products Second, the audience is too rich Does not conform to the temperament of my king Jin Tiao I put him on the balcony
I don’t go to work these two days. I’m staring at you at home I guess this lesson is enough to make him remember. And what I’m going to do is Wait till the afternoon I went to the balcony to see Sure enough, I dropped a few cigarette butts.
There are two hot holes in the coat. I checked the surveillance footage Basically, I can see that it’s my upstairs. We asked him before we went to his house upstairs. At that time, he made it clear that it was not his house. Then I called the police When the police arrived.
I showed them the balcony scene and the pictures I took. I took out my freshman invoice again. I said I would dry my clothes. The result was scalded like this This is what I 30000 buy more The child downstairs was also burned. If this is not careful, there is a risk of fire.
The police uncle saw that things were really serious. Just came upstairs with me upstairs knock on the door Or the big brother the day before yesterday Eldest brother a face of serious said Not his home. No one in his house smokes. Police uncle a look he did not admit Just say to him
In this case Then we have to conduct dna tests on all floor personnel and cigarette butts. Tell you in advance that the cost of testing per person is about 3000 yuan. When the time comes, the cost of testing the whole building will be borne by the paraboloid.
And there is the possibility of criminal liability The eldest brother was so scared that his face turned white. He never dreamed Now you can test dna by throwing a cigarette butt upstairs. That’s when I told him In fact, I have already installed a camera downstairs. come to you today
It’s because I ‘ve already photographed you. The eldest brother admitted this It’s the cigarette butt he threw To the police station Eldest brother just said the reason Because he lied to his wife that he had quit smoking. So he always secretly hid in the balcony to smoke
I dare not leave cigarette butts and ashes So sometimes the cigarette butts don’t even go out. Just throw it down the stairs The police uncle criticized him. Because there are no serious consequences Therefore, criminal responsibility will not be investigated for the time being. But also paid a fine of 500 yuan
And paid me 10000 yuan for the loss of my mink coat. This just let him go I heard he was beaten by his wife for three days after he came home. See no smoking. Really harmful to health This big brother is not easy Here to reiterate a sentence
High-altitude parabolic is a very uncivilized phenomenon in today’s society In addition to reflecting the quality of a person Will bring great harm to the society And in the civil code promulgated last year The high-altitude throwing object has been put into punishment. Everyone must take warning I am Wang Jin-tiou
My wish is for world peace Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah Is it there? Help me cut a knife Give me a compliment. Help add a speed defense Spell a single Vote for me. Are you all very familiar with these? And unbearable If you haven’t met Then congratulations
Your social circle is already off the face of the earth. I ‘ve had the misfortune to meet one of the best. A colleague in my company is two years older than me. But we’re not a department So the relationship is not so good At most, an acquaintance. It started last year’s Spring Festival.
He asked me to help him grab a ticket home When I look at this, of course, it is incumbent upon me. But since helping this time The only communication between the two of us is left. A wide variety of booster links Or the kind of main message that looks like a group
The content of the chat has never been a greeting and prologue. I was already very busy doing animation and work. Therefore, it is automatically blocked when receiving such information at ordinary times. And I don’t look like a tool man. Why should I sacrifice my time? To help you get those unreliable help
Until one day This buddy sent me another link to the list. It seems to be a set of children’s educational toys We all know that children’s toys have inhibitory properties. They are usually very expensive. So it must take a lot of people to spell out the list. I was busy
It is automatically ignored at a glance. But what I didn’t expect After a while, this buddy came directly to my department to find me. Stand beside me and ask me Wang Jintiao What are you doing? Don’t you know all waiting for you I have helped others to send links. Why don’t you pay
I got angry when I heard him say that. But I thought I was a colleague after all. Bow your head and don’t see your head. I told him very politely. I said big brother You see, I’m not married either Toys for children without children I really don’t need
You can find someone else to spell the list. The eldest brother continued to say rightfully I sent it to you You can take it We are at least colleagues Don’t you give me this face? This is good stuff You don’t need to give it away. Really a little speechless
I can’t understand how such people get mixed up in the company. I said big brother Otherwise, let’s do this. You give me the money I’ll spell the list for you I’ll give you everything when I’m done. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with what I said. I don’t need this in itself.
But I didn’t think I ‘d just finished He is also anxious He said to me in a hurry Are you sick or am I sick Why do I need so much? I just letYou spell a single If you don’t want You love to send who send who quite a big person
Why are you so inky Talk about here. I can no longer control Just give him a scolding Who do you think you are Do I owe you or do I owe you I can help you is love It is also duty not to help you This personnel do not understand
Still dare to pull a face to come to me Besides… Why should I pay for your bill out of my own pocket? I ‘ve been talking to you for the sake of my colleagues. You know? Let’s go. Don’t disturb my work here Otherwise, wait for the salary deduction.
Your buddy’s face turned green when he heard it. Wang Jin Bar I really didn’t expect you to be such a person No quality Do you think anyone will pay attention to you in the future Dropped this sentence and left despondently Ha ha I thank you Does anyone care about me? Don’t you worry
Just leave me alone For such a thing as a single cut I admit there will be someone who can get a little cheaper But the platform is not a silly fork He’s getting you cheap at the same time Let you pay must be something beyond this money such as time
Such as human feelings I believe there are a lot of people just because they can’t save face. Only to help people cut a knife If the relationship is really good And you’re willing to help him That naturally needless to say But like the one I met The relationship is normal.
When you don’t help him People who still stand on the moral high ground and yell at you. I advise you to hide from the idea The best place to stay is the blacklist. Our lives are stressful enough. Don’t be kidnapped by unnecessary human relations. I am Wang Jin-tiou
My wish is for world peace Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah One Day Weekend I’m doing animation at home Suddenly someone came knocking at the door But when I open the door There’s no one. Did I hear it wrong? I came back to work Just clear the train of thought The door rang again
I open the door and have a look Still no one Who’s giving me a prank? The touching painting is already irritated enough. That’s when I smelled a stench again. look to the side It was the neighbor’s shoe. I’m even angrier when I see this We are a ladder of two households
Bow down and don’t see See you head up in this city We’re the closest people Should have been peaceful But I don’t know if the neighbor’s house can’t put it down. Or deliberately trying to occupy the outside aisle They put their own shoe cabinets
Garbage and debris are all piled up at the door. A hot weather That smell is too high Every day when you go out and enter the door, you can smell a mixture of debris and garbage. a musty and smelly smell Plus 90% foot odor It’s so exciting
And the clutter takes up more than half of the aisle. Almost tripped me once But I can only go to the neighbors to negotiate I say hello big brother Do you think you can collect the things in the aisle? The aisles are almost full. Too much to affect my in and out
And put these garbage harmony Let’s clean it up quickly. Summer tastes too much. Who knows neighbors not only not ashamed Instead of bad words to me What’s wrong with you I paid the pool fee The outside can be used. And doesn’t that leave you room to go out?
Why are there so many things Then he yelled at me and said Get out of here and stuff. I know it’s impossible to negotiate with someone like that. So I called the property. Words You know the efficiency of the property. They have always been bullies. Things have not been resolved
And the neighbors have an intensifying rhythm. The more I think about it, the angrier I get Right now. Suddenly came a little boy I have a look Isn’t this the little ancestor upstairs? Usually I always jump upstairs In the community owners group And I always see accusations of sabotage against him everywhere.
The real bear child Parents have also been conniving. It seems that he was the one who knocked on us just now. So I called him over and asked him Did you just keep knocking us Yes, what’s the matter Uncle wants to play with you This kid’s tutor is really awesome.
When I was just a teenager, I talked to such a society. Parents really spoiled Then I will help you educate today Don’t think about it I will not bully children My Wang Jintiang’s method of doing things has always been to convince people with reason. But for the bear child said You certainly can’t
So I thought a little came up with a solution I’m sorry. Children It’s time for you to feel the cruelty of society. So I smiled and said to him At ordinary times, uncle is too boring to be alone. Can you come and play with me today I am very happy
In addition, the reason These things I pointed to the neighborhood pile of debris These are all very valuable things I can’t put it in the house. I’m afraid I’ll lose it here. Do you think this will work Starting today I’ll give you ten yuan a day
You come to my house every day and knock on the door By the way, can you help me look at these things? Uncle believes you have such ability This wave of my operation directly forced Xiong Haizi I looked at the ticket in my hand I thought there was such a good thing.
Hurry up and nod, okay For the sake of you so sensible Uncle, I promise you I gave him ten dollars a day for the next three days. Xiong Haizi’s execution is also quite strong Come around a few times a day Knock on the door Said he took good care of things outside.
On the fourth day, I told him Uncle has no money. I’ll give you five dollars today. Xiong Haizi’s face is not happy make it up to me tomorrow Do you hear me? Otherwise, uncle will not play with you. I quickly nod Said know know know you can not come Another day passed
The bear is knocking again. But this time no matter how he knocked I just don’t go out Then listen to the bear child outside shouting The poor have no money Also want to play with the big ye My uncle will never come again. Then I heard a ping-pong outside. Wait for quiet.
I went out to have a look The bear is gone. But before he left Mess up the neighborhood’s clutter. The shoes on the shoe rack are flying everywhere. I heard later He was throwing things straight out of an upstairs window. Smashed three cars March of this year
The crime of throwing objects from high altitude has been included in the criminal law. Parents as guardians. Being called by the police station to criticize education and indemnify all losses That night I heard the heartbreaking cries of Xiong Haizi The police station was investigating the incident.
It was learned that Xiong Haizi threw down the neighbor’s house. Something outside. He also scolded his neighbors. And it caused a strong reaction among the owners. Everyone has accused the phenomenon of occupying the corridor. The neighbors also obediently cleaned up the corridor. The enemy of the enemy is my friend
Although I paid a huge sum of 45 yuan for this matter But it had the effect of killing two birds with one stone. When we encounter something like this Don’t intensify the contradiction. Things always have a breakthrough Calm thinking reasonable analysis May get unexpected results I am Wang Jin-tiou
My wish is for world peace mua mua mua I met a black agent and threatened to unload my leg. Just graduated that year Because I don’t want to develop in this small place in my hometown I went to the big city more than 200 kilometers away from home To a strange environment
The first thing to be solved is definitely the problem of living. So I found a more remote place in the suburbs. There’s rental information posted everywhere. I think it is quite convenient I found a second bedroom Fully furnished The monthly rent for carrying a bag is only 1000.
And then I got through to the phone that it says I went to see the house that day originally agreed rent 1000 As a result, when I was looking at the house, I was told that the mole was against the United States. Now the lowest 1500 I know it’s a routine.
But there’s no way The hotel can’t afford it. Then when signing the contract I told the agency I only rent for half a year And the rent is one for three. Intermediary said no problem But when I was about to sign I found the contract wrong
The lease term written on it is 1 year. Annual Rent Payment At that time, I told him that the contract was wrong. The intermediary said that this is the contract format printed by the company. To reassure me He made a note in the contract that he would bet one for three.
Rent only for half a year And then I happily moved in And successfully found a company internship Since then, we have officially joined the torrent of 996 troops in first-tier cities. Endless tasks every day A crowded subway. You work the same hours I have to be scolded by leaders every day.
Run by colleagues But there is no so-called I think big cities should be so high-pressure A month has passed one morning I’m catching up on a plan Suddenly got a phone call Are you Wang Jin-tiou Yeah, who are you I am the intermediary here When are you in arrears with our house?
If you don’t hand it in, I’ll clear your house. Brother, are you mistaken? I ‘ve only been here a month Deposit and intermediary fees included I paid five months’ rent. It’s clearly stated in our contract. We have to pay a year’s rent. But the salesman who signed the contract with me said
You can press one for three It is also written on the contract. He wrote the contract for you personally. Nothing to do with us And the salesman who signed the contract with you has resigned. If you have a problem, go to him. Then I won’t live
You give me back the rest of my money I’m sorry Our company did not refund the money This process You have breached the contract The remaining money is counted as liquidated damages. I was so angry that I almost rolled my eyes. Which of you is the intermediary You’re robbers, aren’t you?
Pull it down Where’s the money for robbery? Come on. I advise you to pay the money today Otherwise, the contents will be emptied for you. This is too bully It’s lawless. I searched the Internet for this agency. See a lot of people in the post bar have been pit I’m really young
I wish I had checked earlier. So I found an agent Pretending to rent a house And opened the phone’s recording in advance I said I had an appointment Xiao Zhang is the agent who rented the house to me. The front desk called him out immediately. As expected as I thought
He didn’t leave his job at all He didn’t recognize me either Then I asked him again what I had asked him when I rented the house. He answered the same as before. Anyway, as long as I’m willing to rent Let him call Grandpa. Record the sound.
I said I ‘d think about it and come out quickly. Halfway agent called me again Boy, when the hell are you gonna pay I said I don’t teach anymore You guys are too dark I don’t feel comfortable living there. If you don’t hand it in, get out of here.
Move out today at the latest Or I’ll throw all your stuff away. It’s so rampant I was full of hope for this city. Now it’s all destroyed by this black agent. Where do I have the money to pay a year’s rent? And even if I pay for a year
Are there any other pits? I thought about the bad work. Really full of grievances Suddenly feel too difficult The collapse of adults really only in a moment The more I think about it, the more angry I can’t. Can’t let this black intermediary pit my hard-earned money in vain Since you’re heartless
Then don’t blame me for being unjust. So I went and bought a bucket of paint smeared all over the furniture and the floor Even the washing machine received some Then read the lock I took my things and went back to my hometown. Halfway agency called me The scolding is too ugly
Then he said he would sue me I said you go sue us who compensate who I’m telling you What your salesman said to me at that time I recorded everything. I saw it today. He still works in your shop Do you think this is gang fraud? All right, boy. You give me waiting
Lao tze unload your leg I’m so afraid of the underworld You guys, I’m on my way home Don’t you have my address there? Come to me I’m waiting for you So many years have passed He didn’t come to me either I don’t know if he’s still alive.
I also forgot the name of this agency. Is it still open? In fact, when I first arrived here My phone is broken When I went to buy a mobile phone, I was still trapped. After a while I won’t go into details here. It can only be said that it is impossible to prevent
It’s not easy for young people to fight in big cities. Many people are struggling to support. But there are so many unscrupulous bosses black heart intermediary A little bit of nibbling away their hope Maybe there are many people like me who are crushed by them.
Escape from the original yearning for the big city But if you’re still holding on Then I wish you well Young people I am Wang Jin-tiou My wish is for world peace So mua, mua, mua On the way, I was accidentally loved by noble people a few times.
Only in this way can we lift new cars. Some time ago, I went out on an errand Because a little anxious As a result, I accidentally rubbed someone else’s car. The accident was so light that I rubbed a little paint. Polishing and polishing when washing the car So I talked to each other
Brother, I’m really sorry It’s all my fault I don’t think the accident is big either. Inappropriate value reported insurance I’m also in a bit of a hurry You see this is good I’ll pay you $500 We chat privatelyForget it. But I didn’t expect the other party to refuse But after taking my 500
He said my car was new. If it is repaired and sold again, it will definitely depreciate in value. You give 10 million again Otherwise you can’t leave today I quit as soon as I heard it. It was a wax. The polishing thing. Of course I won’t give
But the other side relies on their own strength. I came up and gave it to some good friends. I haven’t reacted yet. He was put down Wait for me to return to God to get up The boy has gone But although he ran away I can remember the license plate number clearly.
So I called the police decisively The police uncle arrived soon After I gave him the other person’s license plate and other information Just say I’m going to have an injury identified. I guess that kid couldn’t think of anything. He hit a man who knew medical knowledge. Not only did I delay things
And got a beating The more I think about it, the more angry I am. Must give him a good lesson To the hospital I told the doctor I can’t do it anymore dizziness nausea And from time to time the consciousness is blurred I can’t feel any pain on my body
And asked the doctor with a frightened face I will not die ah The doctor called the nurse to take me to do ct In the corridor I said to the nurse I have to go to the bathroom first Because it’s the men’s room Of course, nurses can’t come in. Right outside
After I go into the bathroom I turned around forty or fifty times. Until the front and back of the dizzy outside Then I gouged my throat Eyes vomited a big beach And then my weak call Nurse The nurse heard. Run in and have a look I held the wall with both hands
Seven meat dishes and eight vegetables Hurry to help me out I finished the ct and took the film to the doctor. As a result, the doctor saw perfect kindness. Ask me seriously what I feel now So I started talking nonsense It’s stupid to pretend to be a soul. Or a head accident.
Stare at the doctor in a daze Then I will rush to your third floor every once in a while. And always emphasize the severity of the headache It’s hard for the doctor to tell what the problem is. So the suspected brain stem injury written on the diagnosis brain stem injury
But it could kill people at any time. The police station did not dare to delay Take the suspect into custody immediately. At first, the boy was very arrogant. But as soon as I heard that someone might be out. Immediately unintelligent called his parents over Then he was thrown into the detention center.
His parents came to the hospital to find me in a panic. One is to explore the actual situation The second is to want to mediate with me. They go to the doctor first I heard that the situation is true This situation can indeed lead to human life
Then I was scared to come and apologize to me. Pity. I close my eyes and ignore them They were silent for a moment. Decided to highlight the card His dad said Now that things have happened, young man. That must be resolved You see this We accompany you 50000
You write a letter of understanding This matter is over What do you think After I retch for a while Calmly tell them it must be resolved If you don’t want your son to go to jail… Let’s check the treatment process of brain stem injury first. Medical expenses for possible craniotomy and subsequent treatment
Calculate both the lost work fee and the nursing fee. Then find a sensible person to talk to me Condition satisfied I’ll write another letter of understanding When the time comes, my life and death have nothing to do with you Then they talked to my attorney twice. Finally negotiated compensation
As for how much lost Not to say here Anyway, I ‘ve been wandering around the four s stores of luxury cars these days. I just ordered a big G yesterday. No need for staging. Here solemnly remind everyone Hitting people is risky Do it carefully. I am Wang Jin-tiou
My wish is for world peace Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah I went to my sister’s house to play My nephew told me mysteriously She got a baby today She said her school had organized a tour of police equipment. Then he pulled a grenade out of my bag
At that time, my soul scared me away. I thought he stole it Because her mother bought it for her I look quite lifelike Later, someone set off fireworks on the way back from the meal. Haven’t seen fireworks in years I just stood watching the fireworks When I’m finished, I have to leave.
Stop with a police car. A couple of cops down in front of me A look at me you put ha ha ha ha ha ha I said it wasn’t me The police said you were the only one on the road. Not who you are Oh, this is a bully
I said, “How is it possible? I don’t even have a lighter.” I was so excited emptied out all the contents of the bag Er, I poured out a grenade Ha ha ha ha ha When did this get into my bag? When I looked at the police hat, I was scared.
Later a check is false They just let me get off the ground The police said I would check if you set off a firework. You wouldn’t have pulled out a grenade, would you? Don’t take this stuff to the streets in the future. Fortunately, we didn’t have a rhythm today.
I’m depressed when I’m done. I didn’t take a shortcut home to take the path. Suddenly a boy popped out to rob me of my money. I am full of anger No place to scatter I’ll take out the grenade and blow him up. The lamp god threw the knife on the ground.
Ha ha ha Go up and I’ll press him on the ground. I also called the police The boy is still not satisfied Say you still dare to call the police Your problems are much more serious than mine You know what? It didn’t take long The police are coming.
Is to deal with my a few I put the grenade on The police talked to me. Special and good robbery The boy was stunned I saw in his face his doubts about my identity. The police also praised me for my tact. Also know how to confuse the real with the fake
I said it doesn’t matter if it’s true or false Throw this thing over and don’t necessarily want But I can smash a big bag in his head. Kindly send food but was framed by relatives The delivery is rotten vegetables Unscrupulous relatives framed me In the end, I let him lose his reputation
I have a distant relative in my hometown. I call him Cousin Speaking of my cousin Then you just leave it alone Lazy to do a lifetime Belong to that kind of do what what can’t What to eat without a bamboo A few years ago, I always went to the road to touch porcelain.
Now the car is equipped with a driving recorder. He just lost his job A pure old scoundrel You’re a bad old man. You’re over 50 years old. Still playing bachelor But she’s mom’s cousin My mother’s relatives are also worried about him. Always trying to help him Just the other day
Mom got a call from her cousin She said she was sick Trapped at home can’t go out Now everything to eat is gone And then my mom told me Gold bars Your cousin is in poor health Old after all No one around to take care of you Go buy something and see him
Ha ha, what age is it Can also mix until the rice can not eat But there’s no way Mom can’t help but listen I had to go to the supermarket to buy things I wanted to buy some cooked food. But it suddenly occurred to me that you are not lazy
I’ll cure you today. I’ll buy you some vegetables and raw meat. Do it yourself if you want to eat. This is also the completion of the task given by my mother. Ha ha I was so witty to my cousin’s house Cousin heard the movement Run out to pick up my sword
I’m holding so many things Happy to grab the past It’s like being sick. Once in the house My mother This is too sloppy There are also night pots in the house. This is the toilet are too lazy to go There was a pungent smell all over the room. It’s like fertilizer for farming.
And then he ignored me I was so busy going through the things I brought him. Turned over for a while Suddenly a crooked head Say Big nephew do you think so of elders Just bring me some of this potato and cabbage. You when old uncle is a rabbit
You said how good it would be for you to buy some pork head and small roast chicken. When you were a child, my uncle loved you for nothing. Laojiu, you can’t hold the cooked food you said. Also can eat a meal How good are these vegetables?
These dishes are enough for you to eat for several days Then I ignored my cousin’s eyes. After saying two words, I quickly slipped away. As a result, I didn’t expect my cousin to take this opportunity to frame me. He played me back He’s slandering me
The next day my aunt heard my mother say Cousin was ill and went to see him. As a result, I saw my cousin throwing vegetables out. Uncle hurriedly asked him What is this? Why did you throw away all the food? My cousin was discovered. Just say it quickly
These are all gold bars from gold bars. This child really doesn’t take me as a relative. This thing is bad when you bring it here. The potatoes have sprouted. The cucumbers are rotten The tomatoes were crushed too. I felt dizzy and nauseous after eating potatoes yesterday. I suspect I have food poisoning
The more the watch said, the more excited it became. The more you say, the more you feel wronged. Also said that I just look down on him This uncle went to see him I know which vegetables are rotten. Maybe it was picked up in that trash can This will eat it all bad
My sister was so angry Hurry up and call us over. We didn’t even let us in when we got to Cousin. He saw that things had become like this. And his aunt has completely believed him. So began to give me trouble Said I don’t take him as an elder
Said I was a good eye look down on him Then I told my cousin Uncle, I was wrong. You stop Have something to say home He looks at me like this I thought I was afraid of him Then he said the gold bars were the rotten food you sent. Eat me bad
My head hurts all over now You say how to do it Cousin, if I sent you the food Eat you bad Then it’s my responsibility Cousin heard me say so More proud That still need to say is your responsibility Give me those rotten vegetables to eat You think I’m a beggar
I’m telling you Because you’re my nephew I won’t sue you But you have to get me 3000 bucks I have to go to the hospital Uncle, are you an occupational disease? The clink porcelain hit me. Let me tell you something. In this case Then don’t blame me Don’t talk about relatives
He gave his cousin a slap when he got angry. Said no longer care about him Is the melon seed buzzing You this is all I play The rest, you know? What kind of scoundrel have I never seen before It’s all family. I won’t sue you for extortion. After that
Let’s just forget about this relative. Small partners Have you ever seen such a thing Tell me about the comments. I am Wang Jin-tiou My wish is for world peace Mua mua mua
【SD動畫】8歲那年與二狗挑戰二八大槓,一路充滿速度與激情,結果二狗不完整了! 【暴走王金條】
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11件のコメント
看一次笑一声
完了完了,金条没有题材了,一直炒冷饭。。。
我剛剛在YouTube被罵,我看完這個就舒服了
能拍金条很刑2吗
我喜欢你的视频金条
喔幹,這太他媽痛了啦,被踢過一下就知道有多痛,更何況是超多次
玩具手榴彈嚇死人。
金條我不完整了
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抑制玩具太棒了
笑死我了😂😂😂