李佳琪精準吐槽媽媽：別家把錢花在刀刃上，你是把錢花在刀把上【大雯和孩儿们】

李佳琪精準吐槽媽媽：別家把錢花在刀刃上，你是把錢花在刀把上【大雯和孩儿们】

Mom, who’s in charge of the money? Of course it’s me Your dad sees me budget Will live Thrifty housekeeping So he was relieved Leave the money with me You’re still thrifty. You see me riding an electric car I can’t even buy 20 dollars to peep at me. Ha ha ha

The traffic police caught him. Fines 30 Don’t ride an electric car I can’t even buy $10 worth of gloves. Ha ha ha ha ha ha I bought the east window and spent 38 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Go to the supermarket to buy food

I can’t even buy a two-dime shopping bag. I’m carrying home I’m not careful enough Ha ha ha Go home and have a look the beef is gone Ouch, my mom Ha ha ha ha ha The leftovers of those two days Did I not learn Isn’t that all for me to eat?

How much will I live here? Got acute gastroenteritis that night It took 300 to get to the hospital Do you know why our family is poor? People spend their money You ‘ve spent your money Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Look at my neck, um…

Grandma swallowed it again Ouch My mother what ah Don’t you think there’s a necklace missing? Do you think you should buy a thick one or a thin one? I bought it wrong. Well, you can’t see it in the fake meat full of gas. Ouch, my mom is like mother’s day two days ago

He gave his mother a necklace. she looks good on it You also don’t mean ha ha ha I didn’t say you. What are you doing with him? What do you mean Is she pretty for you? Did she have you gentle Does she have your temperament? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

You two are walking in the street. People praise you for being beautiful. Praise you good-looking Praising him, at best, is the necklace he wears. Ha ha ha ha ha You wonder if this is the case. Ha, you’re right Daughter Does my mother buy it for me? You want me to buy it now

Ha ha ha Then don’t What else do you want Isn’t that redundant? Ha ha ha ha ha ha Not playing well again Ha ha ha ha ha I ‘ve had enough with your father. What also don’t know let me Ha ha ha ha ha Don’t be impulsive

Didn’t my dad stop here at ordinary times Where did he let me come? Let you cook Let you mop the floor Let you do the laundry Ha ha ha ha ha You can’t get by with that. Don’t be angry My dad praised you that day. What did he praise? Change your work

There are two brushes Well, that’s true. a shoe brush a toothbrush Ouch, my mom Ha ha ha ha ha Li Jiaqi Are you sure you’re trying to persuade me to play along? You also think more about each other’s good In fact, my father is also very good to you Where is good

And my dad bought you a present I plan to give you a surprise on your birthday in two days. A person You’re quite willing to give gifts like this. What is your father going to give me Take it to me and have a look. Then I’ll take it now Don’t laugh, okay

Then you wait for me Well, ha, ha, ha That gift for you Send a hammer Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What are the fill-in questions Spring is coming Father is green. When is your father green? Is it hibernation? Oh, my mother, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

What’s the matter with heaven? Spring is coming The grass is green. Ha ha ha ha ha Look at the next one. Next time you won’t Don’t fill it out You know, uh-huh, next. Grandma raised a lot of poultry What’s there and what’s there This I will Mom and Dad

And I ha ha ha ha All three of us are raw. You don’t laugh oh That’s right, mom. You are not poultry. It’s a beast It’s a beast Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Six monkeys in front Six monkeys in the back A few monkeys. 13 monkeys. You hit so fast

Did you listen carefully to the questions Six in front. There are 12 monkeys in the back six Where did the 13 monkeys come from? Count the monkey with the question Feed my mother Ha ha ha ha ha ha You have this hint in your textbook. I didn’t give it to you, huh

Ouch, my mother I’m talking about the monkey’s problem. I didn’t say it was from you. No matter who the problem 13 monkeys, it’s not right There is a problem with this question itself. What’s the problem Not even a reference And maybe 18 monkeys. It’s just that there’s no reference anymore.

It can’t be 18 red Where did you come from six male monkeys Six female monkeys The female monkey is pregnant again This little monkey is not exactly 18 monkeys Ah ah sinful Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Just give me a bite to eat You ate three bowls

Ha ha ha ha ha Then you have to let me eat Then you gave your mother a meal You are not willing Not that I said let you give me a sip You have too much I can’t eat Ha ha ha ha ha Someone ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mom, one bite. Eat it like my own. Mom asked me to tell you something. Oh, I just got back from work What’s the matter You don’t have to wait Wait I’ll talk after dinner Line Line Line Forget it, forget it. I want to go is that you use that bowl

It’s grandma’s bowl for the dog. You This place is wrong again Which is heavier, a kilo of iron or a kilo of cotton? How do you write an iron weight Aha, they have different quality But the weight is the same Ha ha ha ha ha Can you stop calling me

Don’t go back to the pit I’m not what you said I’m your mother I don’t pit you who ah I don’t teach you who teach you ah Ha ha ha ha ha You contented You never taught me when I was in school. It’s all said It’s not that you haven’t been taught

Is you too carry jiao I was in first grade for five years. The teacher let you through retirement Ouch, my mom Ha ha ha ha ha You don’t talk so much Why do you like the railway? If these two are put on the scale separately

A pound of cotton weighs the same as a pound of iron. But which is heavier You have to smash these two on the head. What are you doing? Then you know the iron is heavier Ha ha ha Give money to what money ah Coaching fee Ha ha ha

I am also very busy this day I can’t coach you every day for nothing. My family lives in the loess high slope Dad is mom’s cousin When did your father become my cousin? Ouch, my mom I asked you to paint You’re a pervert. Stand up and draw. You turn the table higher

Standing painting. Improve efficiency You painted this Shall the three of us go on an outing? It’s not this, it’s me This is my future husband. This is our child You go visit your father Then why don’t you draw your parents too? You two are here Ouch, my mother.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 61 points finally passed Ha ha ha Girl we must continue to work hard Don’t be proud You count No white tutoring you ha ha Teacher Wang I didn’t do well in the exam this time. I only got 98 points.

I scold him that someone really can I ‘ve never seen a parent who loves him so much. All right. Yoyo mother You say so What do parents who get 19 marks think Ouch, my mom Liu Bei still has 19 fees for the exam

Ah, as long as his parents really don’t want to pissed me off Don’t you laugh The truth It’s okay. Teacher Wang We can take the holiday The child who scored in the exam Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Who in your class has rules for exams? He turned against you.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to challenge again If you could take the water in this glass Move to this place without moving the cup. I will eat this cup If you can’t do it Just give me back my 100 dollars This is what you said

Do you think everything is as easy as you think Ah, if you don’t obey you Ouch My mother Ha ha ha Then when are you not allowed to eat the cup? I’m so slow Tickets Mom, here are four matches This one below can’t move. Take out the bottom one. Can you do it?

Take out this one below. The one above can’t move yet. Don’t say I can’t do it No one could have done it. I can do it You don’t let you blow the sky If you can do it Today I invite you to a restaurant Ha, you can pull it down

Last time he said he invited me to eat half of it. You ran away Or use my lucky money I will definitely not take the exam this time Then you watch it What are you doing with the lighter? Set this on fire Ha ha ha ha ha This is what

What are you going to do? Where to go to the restaurant Look sister What are you doing? I was afraid you ‘d run away again Fighting with my dad again I can’t live with your father. I really admire you two Fighting every day. This time is because of what ah

I’m going to invite my friend to dinner Give him money He does not give What friends are in my most difficult time Borrowed money to help my friend Or what a friend Does my dad know? Which one of me said to him You see, my dad doesn’t even know the situation

Then you can’t blame him It’s not because you gave me all my money and left. Why are you blaming me? That’s what you have to challenge every day. You gave it to me with your strength. Ha, ha, ha, OK You eat a bone leave me alone This is 500

You can use it first. What’s wrong with you Mother’s life to thank four people When you’re honest with someone who lends you money The person who stands behind you when you are difficult. When you’re bitter and you’re in the same boat The person who brings you tea when you’re sick

So even if we have to knock Not you, Mei. Why wait so long You can’t afford to spend so much money on my schooling, can you? My mom held a hug Probably How many times the heart in the sea of floating sink In exchange for hiding your script Language 37

Math 38 is at the bottom again, isn’t it I told you to play with the number one. Every day with the last one Ha, when I was just playing with him He is the number one. Mom, do you have to praise me You test so little points

Let me praise you for what aha stride partial branch Not too embarrassed to eat Can we take a 100 next time? If I take a test Then do we have to do a paternity test? Why You this brain yellow If I can take the 100 test

It must have been a mistake at the hospital. Ouch, my mother, ha, ha, ha, ha You don’t fix those useless You don’t try to grow up now Can’t even find a job Nobody uses you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha The old saying is good Don’t leave me here

And there is no grandpa left everywhere to do self-employed What’s going on? Didn’t Li Yaqiang just chat with that dog walking aunt here? I see why she left angry He introduced like that dog I said son, call sister Get that dog to call your sister, yeah Then why is he angry?

I just said Auntie, look at the birds. This appearance should not be your own Mom, do you think I will go to Peking University or Tsinghua And this nail? I didn’t see it Our class experience His sister just finished the exam We’re all worried about her. Her sister is so good

How many points 400 much See you guys smoke too much Tsinghua and Peking University are choking enough That can still get on the bus I don’t know this either. It takes a lot of checking to get into a good university. Then you can check for me

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Can get his sister into a good college Why do you eat ribs again? Why don’t you know the blessing when you’re a child? How many mountain children want to eat this food can’t get to eat Then you can let them try for a month. You eat quickly

If I had known you had taken your driver’s license, I would have hit you on the table. Should not have let you learn to drive Oh, my mom, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Do we usually have to buy pork? Ha ha People eat this pig

Give it back to us on the cheap So we don’t have to buy Enough for us to eat for a while I see not for a while Is a lifetime How can I eat for such a long time? You’re in somebody else’s pigsty. Don’t you count in your heart

Fighting with my dad again Don’t feel bad by yourself It also makes me happy. You go aside I’m just a little carsick today For the first time, I heard that riding a bicycle can also get carsick. Ha ha ha ha ha Do you live in a tree? You’re a brute again

Ouch, my mother ha ha You’re not picking something good Ha ha ha ha ha What happened to cycling? Cycling also fitness also environmental protection You want to not environmental protection But our strength is not allowed Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let me tell you the truth

Today your aunt Wang gave birth to another baby My eyes are greedy I want to discuss with you Can I ask you for another brother and sister? Don’t consult with me You talk to the money in your pocket, uh-huh You must be afraid of fighting for your fortune.

Our family except for me to do this money Is there anything valuable Fuck off, isn’t there another household appliance fan? Don’t mention that stupid fan. Last summer, I couldn’t even get a second gear. Aunt Wang came to our house for dinner I put on makeup when it’s hot

The flowers are one by one. Ouch My mom looked at my dad awkwardly, okay Look at Aunt Wang’s face and say You see, your face is not as beautiful as your plain face. Ha ha Your father taught you Aunt Wang’s plain face. 16 people across the river. Only a small boat

Each time can only be in the past Four people asked at least a few times can all cross the river I eat you open your mouth to come ah You but my brain 16 people across the river at a time the past four people 16 ÷ 4

Isn’t that exactly four times and all passed? Oh, cut through four people at a time Then one person has to row back. So the first four times can only pass three people at a time. For the fifth time, the remaining four can go together. Think for yourself, right?

Someone ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, oh, oh, okay My brain hurts Ha ha ha ha ha The comment section said you didn’t have a brain. Why do you still have a headache Ouch, my mother, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha If you record it, don’t teach it. I…

Please let me go. You ‘d better find me a tutor. No, you think I can give you that salary. Can you afford a tutor? It happens that your aunt Zhang recommended this homework help tutoring machine to me. After having it, study hard Grow up to strive to be a people’s teacher

Teaching and educating people When my mother was a child, she dreamed of being a teacher. It’s a pity that it didn’t come true. Ha, didn’t you realize it long ago? One level higher than the teacher How to say You didn’t go to the first grade for 5 years.

Do you send the nickname Principal Wang Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hands can not leave the chopsticks Chopsticks can not touch water If you can get around I give you 100 It’s wet. How is that possible? Come on, if you can build it It’s great that I 100 you

Hmph. Did you touch the water? Hands can’t touch water Ha ha ha ha ha ha If you can always be the same again, I will give you 100 again. Watch the point Aha, why do you still turn off the tap? I didn’t say I couldn’t turn off the faucet.

Oh, my mom, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I have 100 here I don’t believe If you can make it out again This 100 is still yours The whole can’t come out Give me back your 200 Ha ha ha ha ha

Do you know what it means to have a son but not to stay close to him? is that children want to support their parents But the parents are gone So what does this mean? It shows that children should be filial to their parents as soon as possible. Right.

So your lucky money will be taken out to mother Ha ha ha You wait for me to be old It is useless for you to burn paper for me then. Ha ha ha ha ha There is also a word called “all the good and all the good” Filial piety comes first, aha, yes

So, you need to get back to your mother’s house. Mom and grandpa are old Even if your conscience finds out, you should go back to military school. Oh, my mother, oh I dare not drive. You, you, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Exciting haha to challenge again

I don’t believe I can’t You can’t touch the ball If you can move the ball from this cup to this cup. This 100 is what you can’t do I still have to return the money before. You get paid Keep the money for yourself. The money’s gone for a while. Have to cry again

Can’t break Because the hand does not touch the ball It’s impossible to do You ‘ve only studied it. You should give up Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I was careless with that one just now. I didn’t express it clearly You can only move this seat

This life can not move If you can move this ball into this cup… I’ll give you another 100 I don’t believe you can do it. Do you think you do everything as you think What’s wrong with the buzzing mother Not very well today Oh, I can’t sleep recently Always insomnia

No wonder they’re so old. He’s fickle. If it were me I can’t sleep either Ouch, my mom Ha ha ha ha ha This is Li Jiaqi You treat me like this every day. Is it interesting? Oh, you won’t say something nice You said somebody else’s little cotton-padded jacket more warm heart

You said why do you block my heart every day Mom, you’re actually quite virtuous, aren’t you My little cotton-padded jacket is also very warm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Then how do you feel about your mother One day idle to panic Nothing Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I’m too idle to panic Do you think I will help you with your homework as soon as I have time? The question is, will you? Ouch, my mom Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Then you can’t say that about me You said I eat more salt than you eat.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha No wonder so idle It turned out that there was a lot of delay. You said if there’s a big hole in front of us… Mom, if you jump Won’t you save me No, you can come up by yourself. The pit is very deep

Then if you don’t save me I can’t climb up by myself Ha ha ha ha ha You pour the water out of your head Don’t just float up Where did I get so much water in my head? No matter you have no water in your head Why did you jump

Is it full support Ouch, my mother. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Send long those useless Still angry with my dad I really can’t Just beat yourself up The captain will not hold grudges against himself. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Who said I was angry with him?

Then why are you pulling a face The vehicle is lost. What? Who stole your shoes? Ouch, my mom Ha ha ha ha ha ha What? Oh, my shoes are my transportation Ah ha ha Didn’t this electric car stop downstairs last night? It’s gone this morning

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha It’s the one that doesn’t ring except the bell. Other broken electric cars that are ringing Is my electric car that broken? not yet broken Tinkling on the ride Without a horn, it has its own obstacle avoidance function. Ha ha ha ha ha

Because my uncle almost pushed you to the recycle bin last time. You said the thief is also true He’s capable Why didn’t he come to the house and steal it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha Mom is celebrating the New Year. Thieves are not easy. You want someone to come home

Go with tears Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Come on. This is your hands can’t touch the basin Nor can it be touched by any tool. If you can get this money out This money is yours Can’t take it out Give me back my money This is impossible to do

If you can’t do it, throw in the towel. You wait, um… You think making this money is as easy as you think Ah, no, how do you borrow tools I’m talking about it with the east wind. The tool didn’t touch the leg either. It makes sense Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I was careless with that one just now. Hey, with the help of the east wind I ‘d like to see how many episodes of your east wind You have to get this money out. This money is still yours It’s so easy to make money The family all don’t work

Uh-huh. I ‘ve been in my pocket before. Who believes this? You’re lying to a three-year-old Do not believe you see I… I’ll blow him up What is Mom? First place in fine arts is fine. Li Jiaqi Ha ha ha What reward will you give me? I want to eat lollipops No lollipop

Lollipop that thing eat too much cough Then I won first place You gotta make me happy You ate a lollipop What do you want I want you to call me Qi Jie Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha You’re crazy Li Jiaqi I call you seven sister I’m your mother

You call me Qi Jie I have a super big secret to tell you Really? Well, ha ha ha ha ha Seven did not hear. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Seven elder sister Hey, don’t laugh Ha ha ha ha ha ha What about his secret? What secret?

The secret is actually. Oh, not your sister Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Mom, this little motorcycle Do you think you still need to use it I still won’t let me tutor you Fill in the blanks with idioms Longtan what cave Just this word

As soon as I give you a hint You will understand There is a song called two what come Butterfly, no. What did Wu Song kill? Pan Jinlian Ouch Oh, my God, you know Pan Jinlian Ha ha ha ha no Think again.

There is an idiom called what is the head and what is the tail From the beginning to the end, the wrong head to the end It’s the chicken head and chicken tail of the animal Ha ha ha ha ha ha I give you this hint Don’t you understand

You have to force me, don’t you Ha ha ha ha ha When I’m usually mean to your father and you two. What do you both call me Shrew Ouch My mother Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You’re doing this on purpose Li Jiaqi Ha ha ha

When you said I wouldn’t let you say I was a tiger at ordinary times Every day you talk about me being a tiger. I’m letting you say I’m on fire now You don’t say it now. Ah, it’s Tiger Tooth Mom This is your own admission that you tiger It’s not what I said

Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let you identify the following different people Grandma aunt Mom and Dad This is very obvious Only your father is a boy All three of us are girls You should have picked your dad Why did you choose your mother?

They are related by blood. Then find someone different next father, sister, sister, mother You see, the three of us are related by blood. Mother You choose your father right now Why did you choose your mother? All three of us are named Li Brother, your surname is Wang Ouch, my mother.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You’re sexy again here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Or you follow our hearts An Li Yaqiang Do you think mom looks good The magic mirror told me Who is the most beautiful woman in the world? See for yourself

Isn’t it me? That’s funny. Mirror bought in the actor’s shop You still take it seriously I’m not joking with you Oh, I just feel it Since you were in first grade I feel like I’m a lot older Mom, be confident and get rid of the feeling. Is it interesting?

Ah, I’m the hair thing I ‘d look better if I changed my hair. Sun Wukong Change His Hairstyle Again Isn’t he a monkey? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You also don’t hurt me They all said You look exactly like me And you’re darker than me Ha ha ha ha ha

People don’t know Don’t you count in your heart What is it? The powder rubbed so thick White is not white a basin of water After washing the face black results Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You said me and your dad The two of us fight Who will you help

Help you Is it because your dad’s not here That’s what you said. It’s not that you look so thin I’m sure I can’t beat my dad. If I don’t help you There will be no one to help you Oh, right. Then we can’t beat him together. What should we do then

I didn’t say to help you beat him Then how can you help me I’ll call 120 for you I’ll call 120 for you Ha, ha, ha, ouch My mother Ha ha ha ha ha

李佳琪精準吐槽媽媽：別家把錢花在刀刃上，你是把錢花在刀把上【大雯和孩儿们】
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