Drinkstrong Japan Livestream – Day 6 Taketa to Shikoku
All right, looks like we’re back. I lost these fools somewhere. I don’t know where. Maybe they’re back here. They weren’t being very patient. Beautiful. Heat. Heat. No idea where these guys are, huh? Well, I guess we better call them. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Whoa. Oh, there’s Brad. I don’t know where Tim is, though. Okay, so I found one of these pimmens on this tree in the park. I want to know if we can eat them. I want to taste it. Let’s Google. Can I eat pimmen? Hey, yes, you can eat pimmen, but the method depends on the variety. You can eat firm fuyu pcimmens like an apple but hatchia pimmens must be completely soft and ripe or they are very astringent. Pimmens are rich in nutrients can be eaten raw, cooked or in sweet savory dishes. This is kind of like it. Rinse the fruit, remove the leaves, eat it whole, sliced or quartered. Okay. Tomato shaped. Yeah, that’s this looks like a tomato. Yeah, I’m gonna eat this. Google says Google says I can eat this. All right, we’re going to eat the We’re going to eat the pimmen. Eat this. Like no. No. It’s like liquid squash. It tastes like a kumquat. Terrible. No sugar in it at all. No sweetness. Just tastes like a like a really mushy pumpkin. Yeah, like a mushy pumpkin. See how law-abiding we are? There’s no [ __ ] cars coming anywhere in any direction. These guys are waiting for the light to change, but there is no light. What are you guys waiting for? Waiting for you back there, dude. I was talking to my wife. We went up this way. Waiting on the bridge for like 10 minutes for you. We were watching a guy fly fish. He had this like had the big teada. Oh, no. Tankara. Tankara. Did he have the basket in front of him? He had hooked on. Oh, we should have I wish I could have seen that. He had a net. Did you take a video? I was facetiming Jackie. Oh, and I thought he had a fish on cuz he was he had it in this like part where all kind of funnel and then at one point it was like it had a bit of bend but maybe he lost it. Oh, and then he fell. We’re live streaming again. Oh, what’s up chat? What’s up? Who do we got? Let’s see what the chat has to say. Go Jay’s. Go Jay’s if you guys got room on the bandwagon. Oh, I’d like to join. Let’s check in on this egg sandwich. What do we got here? Blue Jays one, says Daryl. Oilers up two zip. Matt Kennedy. Matt Kennedy says, “What is going on? I can’t. It’s looks beautiful.” Yeah, it is Matt. Matt, it’s sick here. So much for No Man Left Vine. Exactly, Dana. These guys [ __ ] left me. What? All the men left behind. Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Does everyone else have it on mute, too? Oh, Darl. Or that was Tyler. Here lies calling killed by a roadside person. It was awful. Dana, it was awful. Don’t Don’t buy his lies. We were waiting at the bridge for like 10 minutes. We’re like, where the [ __ ] is Colin? He decided to go his own way without telling us. Not true. I went the way that we were going. I saw a squirrel and you followed it. We were already on that side. You guys just left. I turned. I was I I was hooked up the live stream. I turned and you guys were gone. I saw meet you at the highway. Remember, it’s not the time to start pointing fingers. We need to worry about survival at this point. All right. We need to start focusing on how we’re going to get through this day. At least I have questionable fish and egg. You guys missed a I’m sorry that the stream cut out down in the river valley. An incredible swim. Like a 10 out of 10 swim. We uh crushed a couple drinks in the river and beside the river. Uh it was [ __ ] amazing. I’m I’m in actually, truth be told, I’m riding my underwear right now. I’ll spare you the visual, but my love. Brad put his trunks on. Went in with his trunks. I just tried the wool. I told you I’m wool curious. What’s the next level after wool curious? [Music] So, you’re anti-wool, then you’re wool curious, and then when you’re like, you’re just you’re me. Wool. Wool committed. I’m not committed. I’m wool. I’m wool. I only wear wool. That’s it. Oh. Oh, that’s Oh, that’s tight. That’s tight. Uh, there’s no other I’m a wool ally. You might be a wool denial. Denier. I’m a No, I’m a wool ally now. But you’re not going to shell out for it. I don’t make that cash that you do, bud. Pretty sure you do. Never got overtime. I got overtime once in my life, bro. I don’t work overtime. I might have to trip. Might need to. What’s that? Happy they don’t have the rear view right now. I can tell you that. Is it see-through? Yeah. The wool doesn’t leave left to the imagination. Pass the camera up. No, no, we’re good. We’re good. I’m just about It’s actually dry. I should maybe put my shorts on. Maybe we’ll stop up here and I can put my shorts on. People are think they saw a monkey riding a bike. Tell me about that egg salad sando there. Is it warm? It’s actually not bad. Tell us, give us feedback on the cooler packs. Are they still cold? The people want to know. Yeah. So when I opened my pany at the river, my cans had like dew on them. No. Yeah. So they were in the process of warming, but they were still cold. Was it worth $2? I don’t know. How do you put a price on cold beer? Unfortunately, one of Tim’s beers he didn’t want to drink. After a few sips, well, I took to do comedic relief. I made a little splash in the river and Will or Will Tim got a little splash of of river water in his No, he topped up my uh third drink here with river water and his went under the water and I I drank it. So if if I’m not here tomorrow and with that pimmen and that river water, you’re going to have the squirts. That pimmen was awful. You’re going to have diarrhea. I didn’t swallow. I spat that out. You probably have a minnow in your stomach. That was a great swim spot. Look at this. This This rice patty feels on fire. That’s how you put nutrients in the soil. Huh. Burning the field. It just smolders. Go. That nice sand though is good. They’re always good, aren’t they? Even at like room temperature, what do you think? You want to go drop our bags in the hotel and just drink? Pedal around and drink. I kind of just want to drink. Look at these daikon. Big radishes. Sorry. I had some don local daon. There’s a pimantry. No, I was going to say you guys could probably stock up for the ride if you wanted. I’m pretty sure you like cut it and then take out stuff from it. I saw the I googled it. It said just eat it straight up. Really? Yeah. I think maybe it was overrite. Oh, I saw it had zero sweet zero sweetness. I saw some moldy ones. Did I got the garbage? It tasted like moldy pumpkin. Oh, nice. Great swim. Great swim. I still got a couple more drinks left to uh for a couple more swim spots. I got a Ryan. Ryan makes good ginger. I think it’s a temple. A sangria. Oh, the sang. Have you tried the sangria yet, Brad? Did you get a sangria? Next stop. We’re going to practice. Sangria spot. The sangria spot. We’re going to practice sangria. I don’t practice sangria. I don’t got no Benoa balls. Settling in here. This is definitely the slowest pace we’ve ever had since we landed in Japan. This might be the slowest pace of the year. You ought to hammer, man. Yeah, man. Island time. You ought to hammer. Oh, I see. I pounded on that nail. You want a hammer? Why are you using a pair of pliers, man? You’ll want a hammer for that. Jeez. Go back to the road. I don’t know. We’re This is very chill. [Music] Somebody needs to if somebody from this province, the prefecture of Shikoku is watching, bring the guy with the blades. Bring the work crew with Oh, I get Don’t Don’t cover. Yeah, I’m definitely covered in seeds. They’re getting dry now. Hey, here. Such a nice sweat. Have you guys ever ridden in your underwear before? Yeah. What all the kids are doing now. Bare ass biking. Fresh pave. Oh man. Covered in. Look at how smooth this is. This is so smooth. I like doing sketchy things on my bike, like try to open bags. Hope I don’t fall. Oh, you got a little bit of coolness there. Hey, dark side of the mountain. Oh, this is fantastic. Nice. Thanks. I’m wearing Tim’s used underwear right now. Yeah, you are. Yeah. I take Tim’s handme-downs. I got I got another one of those shirts you can have. Sold. You got two now. Sold the underwear. I use I got his used water bottle. I got I might have some Marino socks. You can have too. Jeez. And that I’m I’m only sock curious at this point. I’m not sock ally stage yet. Anyone should be. It’s you. Your sandals are something else. They’ve been better since I split all that deodorizer in there at that hotel. Colin like drenched his sandals in. Okay. I want this chat to know that Tim puts deodorant on his feet every morning. Yeah. Okay. Put a little wall Hey, sometimes on my balls like my taint. You taint. You put deodorant on your teeth. Yeah. Put on wipe your finger on the deodorant first. Okay. Let’s see the chat. Chat’s blowing up right now. You can’t double dip. Oh, the chat is chatting. I can’t even read it all while I’m riding here. Uh, what’s going on here, chat? And here I’ll send the big JC. Oh, is that a John Sharky reference? That’s born for him. Oh, yeah. John would John would love this here. Shark. So many fish in the river. Even where we were, there were so many fish. Tim’s eating a warm tuna and egg sandwich. Yeah, that that is that is true, girl. Well, that is absolutely true. Wasn’t that one? To be clear, we accuse Colin of leaving both of you behind them. Thank you. Thank Dude, wool curious to alpaca wool is the next leap. Alpaca wool. Is that a thing? I’ve heard of it. I’ve never tried it. I’m usually a sheep guy. Full wool. Daryl for Simmons drinking river water, hot egg, and tuna. Fear factor ride. What could go wrong? River water. Fear factor. Oh, we’re built different out here. Uh, it’s so hard to read this chat while I’m riding. Screen’s so dark. Dad says, “Uh, fun fact from the old guy. P Simmon was a material of choice for golf clubs, woods.” Oh, yes. Back in the day. You are welcome. That’s interesting. Why? Jeff, tell us why. I’m I’m curious to know. I’m pursuing curious at this point. Was it the shafts or the head? Shaft or head? Everyone wants to know that. Okay. Uh Dana says next up eating a bucket of what? Scorpions. Oh jeez. Oh that’s the beer factor ref’s going to join us. Oh Daryl says uh Jeff your son is struggling right now. Okay struggling. He could take he can take a little heat. He likes to dish it out. But at least at least Tim’s not riding his underwear right now. I am. Can we stop? Put some pants on. Yeah. Yeah. This is somewhere that we’re not going to get run over. A lot of traffic. A lot of traffic. A lot of traffic, Bradley. Oh, there’s some more pims. You guys want to stock up? You know, and I was like, why are these all on the tree? Hm. Well, I can see. Why isn’t everybody eating all of these? H I just want It’s a hard wood. Looks like a hard wood, right? So many pimmen delicious pimmens going to waste like apple like that oak. So if you’re making a golf club, you want a hard wood. I guess you should have put two and two together when every tree is loaded and every Nobody’s eating it. Yeah. You don’t see a lot of cherry trees with big beautiful cherries just going to waste, you know. You don’t see that. We just ate a Japanese crab apple. Oh, look at that. Another fire. So, they just What? What is that? Oh, no joke. My stomach’s actually really starting to cramp up. Oh, I don’t know if it’s the river beer or if it’s the pimmen. Ah, not feeling so good all of a sudden. Or it could be that tomago egg gross sushi roll thing. Oh, it was awful. You guys should be glad you didn’t buy that. Oh, it was a one out of 10. It was But I ate it because I need the calories and I know we got along. One out of 10. It was a one. Like zero was inedible. It was a one. It was barely edible. I’m like a one out of 10 right now. Those are ginger. Hey, on the left, guys. Yeah, it’s a ginger field. Ginger fields forever. Another That’s your second second Beatles reference this morning. Let me take you down cuz I’m going to Ginger Fields. Oo, look at this. Now it’s starting to narrow up. Look at how he made that pop bottle spin. Yes.
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