Shoplifter Tries to Take Off on a Bike but LP Is Faster 😂

Take the shit. I don’t have nothing. Take it, bro. Take it. I’m bring my bike, dog. I should take your bike. I should just take your fucking bike, huh? You got your stuff back. There you go. Give my bike back. Have a good night.

A shoplifter attempted to exit the store without paying and tried to escape on a bicycle. Loss prevention intervened, and recovered all stolen items.

Credit: The Shit-Show

44件のコメント

  1. I had worked for one major retailer, and had 52 stores in 5 states.
    They had some really oddball policies. The moron who trained me was a real
    a**hole and a pushover, and I told him so..
    They didn't apprehend anyone during Christmas , as they claimed
    It interfered with profit production. They told me that keeping case log books
    was a waste of time.😢
    I was a cracker jack internal theft guy, yet all they had me do was roll
    In and count the drawers down..that's it.
    I met a store manager in Sheephead's Bay who had a small indentation
    on his forehead. He walked arouned the corner cold on a crack deal,
    and got shot in the head…
    My former employer bought me back at a 10K increase.

  2. U act like its your fucking money. Ur gonna fuck with the wr9ng person and get yourself killed…I'll steal whatever the fuck I want from your store u won't do this shit to me

  3. Use dogs, like military dogs, not police, the police are too afraid of backlash. Pretty sure most of the thieves have a foul odor to them that the dogs can pick up. Leave them at the exits, no need to run them down, from what I’ve seen, you have to be mommy to most of them, picking things up they grow on the ground to run away. The dogs would be standing by with a reverse greeter, and he or she, could ask for receipt. You must have corrupt management, because they are not treating you right. Anyway, you are working way too hard!

  4. U noe if they touch u when u steel something you can sue them press charges it's assault ther not cops ther not iny kinda of law enforcement ther people the store hihers to pretty much call the cops yea. So ther u go

  5. I don’t see how these people are getting away with touching them because they’re in my thing you’re not allowed to touch anybody you can block their path or you can grab the cart but you can’t touch the people. These people are touching the left and right not that I think they’re wrong. I think they’re wrong for stealing. They’re still not allowed to touch.

  6. Anytime now someone's going to end up hurting that security guard.For not minding his own damb business. People are getting desperate because the economy is screwed up thanks to this treasonous POS president we have.

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