Dad went to Fukuoka

Dad went to Fukuoka

He’s like, “We’re forcing you to close today.” And they’re like, “You’re done. You You’re relieved of your duties.” [Music] No. Wait, did he kill her? No, he killed the mom and the dad. Oh, he double tapped the mom, too. He said they resisted. [Music] Oh, these [ __ ] Yeah, take that you [ __ ] You murdering piece of [ __ ] You Nazi scum. Yeah, that’s what you get. That’s what you get for [ __ ] with us. Piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [Music] Mark [Music] [Music] 10 a.m. is now ready for check. We apologize for any of you. [Music] Please email No dog, no baby stroller. I’m sorry, sir. No gay sex. Uh, it’s a bag, sir. Sir, please. Sir, do I have to have you removed from the airport? No, I just I’m checking in my bag and it says like no weapons, liquids, or gay. There’s no It doesn’t say gay sex. Anyway, sir, that’s Oh, no. Keep on. You want to go this way? I know. Excuse me. Excuse [Music] Come on. $100. Super super gay sex. But I know the reason why you give your silence. The hurt doesn’t show, but the pain still rose. So stranger to you and me. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] I sto for all my life. [Music] I can be in the air. [Music] Watch your step. Please watch your step. Please watch your step. Please watch your step. And don’t be gay. Don’t be gay. Please watch your step. Oh, okay. Okay. Or seven. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Oh man. Here we go. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. What’s up? Heat. Heat. Heat up here. We saw the Fellaini film last Tuesday. It is not one of his best. He likes a cohesive structure. you know, you get the feeling that he’s not absolutely sure what it is he wants to say. Of course, I’ve always felt he was essentially a a technical filmmaker. Granted, Lstrada was a great film, great in its use of negative imagery more than anything else, but that central cohesive core stroke, you know, lead through an artist’s work leading from one to the other, screaming his opinions, you understand what I’m talking about. like all that Juliet of the Spirits or Satira Khan. I found it incredibly indulgent. You know, he really is. He’s one of the most indulgent filmmakers. He really is. And without without getting Let’s put it. What are you depressed about? I missed my therapy. I overslept. How can you possibly oversleep? The alarm clock. Do you know what the hostile gesture that is to me? I know. Because of our sexual problem, right? Everybody online at the New Yorker has to know our rate of intercourse. It’s like Samuel Beckett. You know, I admire the technique, but it doesn’t it doesn’t hit me on a gut level. I’d like to hit this guy on a gut level. Stop it, Elie. He’s spitting on my neck. You know, he’s the most important thing of all. A And you know something else? You know, you’re so egocentric that if I miss my therapy, you can only think of it in terms of how it affects you. Well done. Sh is what it is. Probably on their first date, right? view that probably met by answering an ad in the New York Review of Books. 30-ish academic wishes to meet woman who’s interested in Mozart, James Joyce, and sodomy. What do you mean our sexual problem? I mean, I’m comparatively normal for a guy raised in Brooklyn. Okay, I’m very sorry. My sexual problem. Okay, my sexual problem. Huh? I never read that. That was that was Henry James, right? Novel. You know what sequel to Turn of the Screw? It’s the influence of television. Now, Marshall McLuhan deals with it in terms of it being a a high high intensity, you understand? A hot medium. What I would give for a large sock with horse manure in it, which he uses essentially. What do you do when you get stuck on a movie line with a guy like this behind you? Wait a minute. Why can’t this a free country? He he can give you. Do you have to give it so loud? I mean, aren’t you ashamed to pontificate like that? Then, and the funny part of it is Marshall McLu, you don’t know anything about Marshall McLuhan’s work. Really? Really? I happen to teach a class at Colombia called TV, Media, and Culture. So, I think that my insights into Mr. McLuhan, well, I have a great deal of validity. Oh, do you? Well, that’s funny because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here. So, so yeah, just let me let me let me come over here a second. Oh, I heard what you were saying. You you know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing. Boy, if life were only like this. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] by the way. I faked every orgasm. When you held me in your manly arms and crushed me to your lips, I discovered what it meant to be a real woman. When I think of your handsome face, your cruel lips, your strong chin. I’m a very lucky woman. So am I. That’s the red light district. Wonder why Sage is hanging out down there. Sex, Frank. Uh, no, not right now, Ed. Uh, we got work to do. Besides, you haven’t shot anybody in 6 months. That’s true. Funny how you miss the little things. Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in toga stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That’s my policy. That was a Shakespeare in the park production of Julius Caesar, you [ __ ] Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 Magnum used to be everything to me. I enjoyed it. Well, who wouldn’t? I know, Ed. Life isn’t always fair. Just think the next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. The point where it’s like I had the short haircut. I was working with this guy and I I had the short haircut, the tie, you know, the the kgo, everything. And I just got to the point where I’m like I don’t like I don’t like being like I mean when I was in Chiba it was fun because like I first lived in Chiba before Tokyo, but when I was in Chiba I was like if I make any references to anything American or make any kind of jokes that even sound like American or like English joke, no one’s going to get it. And then like I’m just going to like isolate myself from people. So it’s like I had to kind of dive into the pool. But then it’s like after a while I’m like I don’t I not being in Tokyo is very different as you know from being anywhere else in the country. It’s like Vadkin City. It’s just like it’s not the same as the rest of the country. Right. Right. And I think in Tokyo a lot of people want to use English or they expect you to be a tourist even during Corona and everything. And then on top of that I feel like I get away with a lot more stuff by being a foreigner. So it’s like I kind of I went full Japanese then I’m like ah they’re treating me the same as Japanese. This okay that’s that’s not Yeah. I was like, “You know what? That’s cuz then anytime I would screw up, they would just go back to the they would fall back on the Gajjun thing, even if it had nothing to do with being foreigner.” Like I literally like made a mistake or something just cuz no one ever told me like, “Ah, yep. He’s a foreigner.” I’m like, “I speak your language. you didn’t you can’t even say a simple sentence to me you know like you know my kids my kids were born and raised in Japan and they’ve always gone to Japanese schools and one of them is doesn’t like to study and her Japanese her cocoa scores are very low and her friend said to her oh that’s because you’re American and it it made her so mad you know she she was like it’s not because I’m American it’s because I’m lazy and I don’t study yeah yeah because I was there’s no reason my Japanese score should be any different than your Japanese scores because we both go to Japanese schools and we’re born here and and and it was just that and her friend didn’t have any kind of like you know ill will when she said that it was just kind of this well you’re a foreigner so it’s kind of you know it’s just there’s nothing you can do and she was like no I’m lazy it’s not because I’m a foreigner you know so I think you know there’s that thing there’s that you know me in the same way I’ve been doing everything in Japanese and a lot of people have come to see me the same way like you’re Japanese and so there they they have those same expectations like you were saying like you know why Don’t you understand that? You know, because I don’t understand everything about the culture. You know what I mean? Well, I I I like it how I can kind of pull the Well, I mean, that’s why I was like, if you want if you’re going to fall back on me being a foreigner every time I slip up, then I’ll give you a foreigner. I’ll give you the long I’m going to finally grow my hair out the way I wanted and bleach it blonde. And so, you started doing that years ago. Actually, I kind of copied your style. I mean, I’m not doing it today, but I’m like I was like, I actually like wearing business clothing. I just didn’t like the rules of having to wear like certain certain style shirts or like certain style like you know you can’t wear jeans or you can’t like accessorize or put like pins and stuff on them and I was like you know what like like I’m not going to go full host club here but I was like why not have fun of it why not do it my way right but yeah so you know why why is it you chose like here versus like Tokyo like everyone always says like it’s either why did you choose Tokyo versus the other place cuz foreigners in Tokyo are very different for foreigners outside of Tokyo. I think like it’s very like because you guys chose to assimilate and get really like into real Japan. True. I mean I do I do go to Tokyo for work a lot. Um but we I mean the main reason is cuz my my graduate school and my university are sister schools. Yeah. So when there was an opening at my university, I applied for it and I got it. It’s not like we wanted to live in Fukoka. It just happened to be that where that’s where the job was. Um but once we came here, we just really liked it. Um we don’t live here in the city. We live in in Munakata, which is an hour away. Um it’s kind of more rural country area. Um and you know, we like the slow pace life. Um it’s very cheap. The um we bought a house for really cheap and we you know, it’s huge. It’s a huge freezing cold Japanese house, but you know, it’s huge. Um you know, it’s a great place to raise kids. The food’s, you know, the food’s good and people are nice and you know, but at the same time, I I like to go to Tokyo. I like that nigi the stimulation that you get from being in the big city and and you know a lot of work is there you know I mean you get a lot more work there. So I I like living here but you know I I I do enjoy going up to Tokyo for the you know every now and then just to get that you know international feel and you know stimulation and stuff from that area. So well I like it how it’s just like it feels like it’s like it’s the New York City, LA, Washington. And it’s like everything you want to do is there. But also because everything you want to do is there. It’s also really hard to like people always say people like I mean around the country Japanese will always say Tokyo people are pretty stimati or whatever. But I think it’s not that they’re they’re cold or like they’re mean on purpose. It’s just like everyone’s kind of busy or like they have a place to go. They got an agenda. It’s like they they don’t have a lot of hea I think or free time to move around or whatever. They used to have a bootleg assig. Oh, holy [ __ ] Cuz people were complaining about this. I posted that picture of Tony the Tiger [ __ ] another tiger. And they were like, “Why isn’t his dick tip blue?” And it’s like, first of all, it’s in the ass, so shut the [ __ ] up, you know? Don’t come at me on Instagram with these [ __ ] queries. Uh, but on top of that, I I’ll venture to say anytime you see Tony the Tiger without a blue dick tip on Deviant Art, you’re actually looking at the Exxon Tiger. Oh, that’s how you tell the difference. Oh, interesting. Wait, did the Exxon tiger have no blue? Nothing blue about it? I don’t see the penis. Interesting. Interesting. I don’t think the penis, but you could soft ass telling you to buy gas. You just got to live. You could write. Yeah. Is it What’s Is this the to- go? You could write a letter to the CEO of Exxon. Exon Valdez. Yeah. Dia CEO of Exxon Mobile. My name is Tablos. How Look how much more jacked he is. The Exxon Tiger. [ __ ] He seems more bad. He’s a [ __ ] daddy. He was like the He was the Mini Mart logo, right? He wasn’t like the the gas logo. He was like the shopping part logo. The shopping. But also remember there was Exxons where the pumps had pump covers that were like tiger tailig. But they were real tigers though. Yeah. Yeah. Those were taxiderermy tiger tails. Yeah. Yeah. They’re illegal from Africa. Oh, [ __ ] Yeah, he’s an interesting tiger. He has more stripes than Tony for sure. He doesn’t have the scarf. He would probably top Tony the bandana. What do you If I had to guess, he would top Tony. Don’t talk [ __ ] on Tony. I think Exxon Oh, man. The first thing is Exxon Tiger versus Tony the Tiger. Oh, [ __ ] Here’s one of them kissing. Nice. Thank you, internet. Yeah, his nose is His nose is like pink, so probably got a pink. His dick is normal. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here’s a picture of That’s what I said, man. Yeah, he’s more orange than Tony. Tony’s a little yellowower, but there’s none of them [ __ ] unfortunately. Well, if any of the fans want to get on that for us, I think for sure uh Tony would get would bottom. Oh, yeah. Because of the scarf. Well, the Exon Tiger, you know, he’s been out on the oil rig. Exactly. So Tony [ __ ] around with cereal and taking care of the children. You know how much rougher his hands are? the the Exxon Mobile guy. He’s been lifting [ __ ] right? Although, maybe he goes the other way. He wants to get [ __ ] take his mind off. The funniest uh gay deviant art porn is the one that’s drawn in pencil on paper and then scanned him. Yeah. Like a public library. Imagine you’re a man with like a [ __ ] you know, your home business and your son’s like, “Dad, can I use the can I use the scanner in your office?” Like, I I don’t know, Michael. What do you need to use a scanner for? I just I did need to use it for for something if I could use it, please. What’s the most predominant one? Is it Sonic and Tails? Yeah. Yeah, I would say so. I just need to upload another one of my Sonic drawings. There’s got to be a drawing where all of Tails’s Tails are dicks, right? Yeah. Yeah. John. Yeah, it’s Michael. I’m gonna have to uh I’m gonna have to put you on hold for a minute here. My my son needs to he’s the scanner in my office and I don’t I just I I don’t need to leave the room, but I don’t want to be in here when I’m Yeah, I’ll call you back in 15 minutes. No, it’s the younger one. No, the older one’s He’s v. He’s fine. The older one is normal. I had to buy condoms for him last week. It’s just It’s the younger one. Yeah. I think my I think my wife tried to douche out that load with Lysol and it got Lysol. It bleached him. She tried to It bleached the [ __ ] and that’s why he’s like this. We can’t buy We can’t buy regular cereal anymore because he’ll start coming to the mascot. We found a drawing of the Lucky Charms guy and he had a [ __ ] ring with all of the different charms on it. in his room. Okay. No, I’ll call you back in 5 minutes. He’s just going to use the scanner. Thank you, Dad, for let me use this scanner. I I’ll I’ll be quick to use the scanner. It’s a drawing I made for my friend online. Yeah, that’s great that you have you have friends now, buddy. So, just uh make sure to wash your hands before you touch any of the buttons. Thanks. Hell yeah, dude. That’s a fun little sketch. That’s a fun guy. Yeah. Oh, man. I can’t wait to have a a [Music] cabbage. Oh, really? Okay. Sexy black man. Gasi. He’s doing sexy. Yeah. Tell me more compliments. Why you’re so sexy? That’s right. Tatu Gma that suiti. Yeah, for all of you guys who don’t know, in Japanese when they say you’re kissing my ass, they don’t say you’re kissing my ass. They say, right? You know, basically it means like, you know, you have sesame seeds and you can mix them with sauces or whatever when you eat them. But, you know, they taste better when you grind them up apparently. So if you go and you grind somebody else’s seeds for them while you’re eating, that means you’re kind of a kiss ass. So if you’re kissing ass, you say, “Are you grinding sesame seeds?” Yeah, Japanese is weird. [Music] This is amazing. Nice. York. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yes. Very sophisticated, man. [Music] It’s good. [Music] M that’s definitely show you a little rare but pretty good. Review kanji using an SRS written by Katsumoto posted in March of 2008. For reference purposes, let’s discuss how one would learn kanji meaning and writing only using an SRS. It’s quite simple really. The question section or the front of the SRS electronic flash card contains the keyword core meaning of the kanji and the pneummonic story that links the structural components of the character to the keyword and also pictures if desired. The answer section the back of the card contains the kanji itself. For example, question or front dementia a sickness that makes you mentally dodgy. You could also add pictures here. Of course, ensure that they do not contain the actual kanji or any of its components. answer or back is just the kanji. So when you one see the front of the card, your job is to two reproduce the kanji from memory and three compare your answer to the answer on the card after which you four score your performance accordingly. Let’s answer some common queries and/or objections to this idea right here and now. One, do you need to go the other way to keyword? Dr. Heg says no and I would tend to agree with the sense. Two, isn’t it cheating to give the pneummonic story in the question? Not really because you still have to reproduce the entire kanji from memory. I think he actually suggests that you do in the book where he gives a sample flash card, but that might be wishful memory. Confirmation, anyone? Anyway, I recommend you do it. Three, what about readings? You learn those later in the context of sentences. It’s easier that way. Four, are you sure? Yes. Five, what’s with these stories? Why am I memorizing stupid stories? It’s called a pneummonic device. It’s the basis of virtually all human active memory techniques and so-called tricks. And one way or another, producing kanji from memory, indeed language itself, is a memory trick. The kanji stories will eventually fall away quite naturally, like scaffolding, leaving only the kanji. Six. Are you sure about the readings? If you love reading so much, why don’t you marry them? If you want, you could include maybe one reading in the question section to get yourself familiar with it. But there is really no need other than that as I see it right now. Just focus on the kanji. Readings come later. Seriously, just do it now. You’ll thank me later. Seven. Should I continue reviewing kanji after? like finishing RTK. Definitely yes. Big yes. As always, anyone with useful tips and advice, please feel free to share. [Laughter] [Music] [Music] We’re too confused. There [Music] [Music] I know [Music] she [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] Full metal alchemist, man. I’m telling you, it’s alchemy. [Music] [Music] God [Music] [Music] daddy [Music] Jesus She [Music] need [Music] more extra hand. Yeah. [Music] [ __ ] breaks my heart. Yeah, it does break my heart. Love me again. Love you again. I’m here for you. [Music] Cheers. [Music] Welcome to the chaos of Japan. [Music] [Music] [Laughter] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Music] It’s time you bit the bullet and started caring about something with all your heart and energy. But you can’t care about it if you’re always holding yourself back in case it doesn’t work out. Yeah. Why y’all put cheese on my cheeseburger? I’m sorry. What? Get your [ __ ] ass.

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