スーパーマーケットのレジでの秘密戦争 – 私と一緒に乗ろう #6

スーパーマーケットのレジでの秘密戦争 – 私と一緒に乗ろう #6

oh could be here all bloody day that’s someone’s face mask down there on the floor someone’s going to die now aren’t they it’s Medical Science ghost advertising look at that look at that look at that Brian May Brian May that was before he was in Queen you know yes he used to sell matches then he made it biging Queen sh [Music] oh [Music] miss what do you want me to do about it oh he’s on the I think he’s on the phone I don’t know but they can sort it out and they’re not even husband and wife ah got to make it through the light don’t come out on me oh and he’s going in the bus L cuz he thinks he’s a bus watch him watch him watch him oh no brilliant thank you now you know me right I like to share the road if there’s nothing else you know about me it’s the fact I’m all I’m all love and giving and I love to share the road what I don’t like to share is the bloody conveyor Bell yeah right now I shop mostly at Ali Ali the uh yeah the they’re like a supermarket German supermarket and uh they’re quite cheap yeah they’re quite cheap um and they sell looky likey products so they’re not brand items they’re not branded that you no um they look like them though they they make them that’s their big thing and they don’t go yeah so and they don’t at the moment do this silly Club Card [ __ ] where you pay through the nose unless you’re a member of the club yeah uh which I’m not a member of the club uh that’s oh tesos the last time I went in tesos was during the cof I was the only one in this giant Tesco not wearing a mask and it was during that time they put put all the bloody prices up onto and then put onto Club card you have to have a club vied and they had a a traffic light system to get in and out of the shop you weren’t allowed in unless it was green anyway I digress right oldie now what’s been what’s been going on for ages right I think he’s racing me oh there you go nice race I won and that’s the meain no but I like to share right but I’m when I’m at the conveyor belt right one thing that’s been happening for years in Aldi they’ve got these tobons these plastic tobons and they are dividers of territory right so the person in front of you they’re supposed to when they put their stuff on the conveyor belt they’re supposed to put their plastic Tober Ro down as a marker right and then you can put your stuff behind their Tober own and then you put a Tober own down behind your stuff and everybody knows where they are it’s a German way it’s [Music] efficient and what’s been happening lately is these people in front they’ve not been putting their table round down behind them so they’ve got to be re re-educated right and what I like to do do is I like to put my shopping up next to their and I won’t put a Tober around down on their behalf I’ll put my back table room down so the person behind and what happens the stupid person in front who doesn’t know the toone law the plastic toone law uh suddenly finds my stuff coming down to be packed by her and they oh they oh I don’t want that I don’t want that there’s a hell of a Ary Bary normally someone has to be called and the refunds have to be made on the till because the wrong items are being rung up and this normally works well as an educational tool come on you PR wery hell that’s an educational tool and what what I [Music] found that works very well but oh bloody speed cameras Oh [ __ ] that was working well until about last week when I had this woman she didn’t put the plastic toone separator down marking out the territory as it all should be and my stuff kept coming down but the problem was I’ve got much oh we missed the lights that was that Prius that was a bloody Prius so she missed the light it’s right and uh oh right I’m going in your special box then I’m going in your special box you don’t want it right anyway where was I so this woman who was starting to get my stuff coming down she actually liked my stuff and decided she was keeping it keeping it and what it was I got these just get in front of him cuz that’s going to close up I brought these um face tissues you know like you blow your nose on and I go for the luxury luxury balsom ones you know because you don’t want a red nose do you and if you’re doing a lot of Hooter blowing you know it it can Chas so I go to the luxury ones with a balam in so she kept it she oh it’s all right I need them anyway and there of course I had to go back around the bloody shop to pick up a replacement Bome thingy and and worse of all she didn’t learn a thing about to own plastic toone etiquette not a thing so she’s going to do it again she’s going to do it again how could you win with people like that but there is these bastards there’s worse than that now there’s a new thing happening on the conveyor [Music] belt be a bit cautious yes we’re heading back into Central look at that that was Thomas acket right famous boxing Pub is now a Vietnamese food place Henry Cooper um what’s the BL that lives down in in uh Brighton um I forget his name he’s been there well they all went there they all went there all the boxers went there yeah now a bloody Vietnamese and Vietnamese food I mean you seen how thin those vietnameses are right it’s just a bowl of blood rice is it like you might as well you’re not going to be able to do any boxing are you oh look at this PR look at this PR right so the latest thing is even oh look at that look at that look at that the latest thing going on on the conveyor belt is even worse than the missing Tober room you got your chopping trolley full of [ __ ] right there’s little I bet the same thing’s happening in [Music] there l v t bag I got a Louis t bag I’m not a real influencer oh speed camera speed camera speed camera speed camera oh what speed we meant to be doing something something [Music] ridiculous well I was doing a regular ridiculous speed just not the right one anyway so you got a shopping how long is this bloke going to bloody indicate for oh blood me let’s get along here woo it’s all timing you know oh that pierce back there that cost me these lights oh look at that oh oh let’s see if we can get to the front oh excuse me everyone right I’m here now brilliant this is where I belong [Music] hey I don’t know what’s wrong with him oh look at that he’s well stacked up there doubled up on top and God knows how many pizzas he’s got in that is that Pizza Mountain howy hell yes they can hear me they can hear me look at it you looks like a scolded cat and he a egg down mind out there you go now where was I yes the latest thing in conveyor conveyor Bel territory stealing really basically it is cuz like when you’re it’s your turn to be serve that is your conveyor belt isn’t it right so what you’re doing right he’s in the bloody way this one is’s Doling along there like you got a care in the bloody world I got to get around here thank you so you’re unloading all your shopping right you’re having a nice time and and the woman in front of you the customer in front she’s put her plastic Tober on demarking off that so you’re free to go right so you’re unloading your stuff and I I I tell you a little tip right I like to keep my Frozen stuff right to the end you know cuz I like to P pack my Frozen stuff I like to pack my Frozen stuff separately look at this look at this right bloody Petty cup and so you’re having a lovely time and then you’re half unloaded half unloaded and some other oh awful person comes along and starts unloading their crap on your conveyor belt because you haven’t signed off yet you haven’t put your plastic to around and I can’t believe it the cheek of it right and they’ve got a Charlie load of stuff and there and they’ve limited your spr because like I like to spread out I like it all in order you want heavy things at the at the front tin stuff not that have much tin stuff anyway you know um but the check of it why can’t they wait it’s not as if they’re having to hold it they got it in a trolley but no they won’t share all so I’ve thought of a way and I’ve tried this out and it does work of teaching them a lesson right what I do is I pretend they haven’t done it right and I carry on unload in my my trolley onto the conveyor belt and then as it cuz I always need loads of space cuz I like I don’t I won’t double up and pile things on high why should I why should I have crushed crushed frozen berries right because I haven’t got enough room no I’m spreading out so I spread out and continue unloading onto their shopping ah that super soon separates the men from the boys right as soon as that starts that oh oh oh and they get all and they start grabbing their stuff they they can’t have your stuff go in there stuff well nobody wants contamination do they right and here we go and so that’s how you teach them a lesson but I mean where were these people BR up right that they haven’t learned conveyor about etiquette I mean are they all Savages or what you can’t you can’t start unloading until the plastic toone is in front of you that’s basic um basic manners bloody Kia do you see what he was doing oh now he’s indicating to going to the left lane a bloody Kia what’s wrong with him look at that one there isn’t he thinks he’s he thinks he’s in a [Music] western are you seeing this oh I can’t get up oh look at this we’re following a bloody cyclist right look look everybody has to slow down don’t they on that bomshell I’m going to say Cheerio thank you so much for letting me get this off my chest and I hope you uh can come back and watch another one of my rants um later later on sometime but thank you so much for getting this far and I’m going to say Cheerio Cheerio bye bye take care bye yeah stay moist stay moist bye are you doing what’s he doing just it’s just like oh oh does he want to go in the special he does don’t he I wonder if I could just borrow it it’s time share it’s a time share taxi rank oh I’d be frowned on if I went on on pavement with it oh look at this bloody Kia mini cab blocking me come on that showed him another mini C capy and another mini cap right that’s it they all um buy those mini PSV licenses not all of them but a lot of them I reckon just to avoid the ules uh congestion charge and all that rubbish it’s cheaper to buy the license and pay the c um pay the fines is it that’s what it is he was in the wrong lane this one’s come right up my bloody ass look look right up my bloody ass so we’re relying on his foot on The Brak not to kill me I’m outraged

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The Thomas A Becket boxing club, located above the pub at 320 Old Kent Road in South London, has a storied history as a training ground for some of the most notable boxers in British and international boxing. Here are some of the famous boxers known to have trained there:
Sir Henry Cooper: Perhaps the most iconic figure associated with the Thomas A Becket, Cooper, a former British, European, and Commonwealth heavyweight champion, trained at the gym for 14 years, starting in 1954. He prepared there for his famous fights against Muhammad Ali, including the 1963 bout where he famously knocked Ali (then Cassius Clay) down with a left hook, and their 1966 rematch.

The Thomas A Becket gym, operational since at least the 1940s, was more than just a training space—it was a cultural landmark in South London, attracting a mix of local heroes and global boxing legends. Its significance is underscored by its association with these figures, many of whom left an indelible mark on the sport.

The Thomas A Becket boxing club, located above the pub at 320 Old Kent Road in South London, ceased to operate as a functioning gym in the early 1990s, with its closure tied to a combination of management changes and the building’s shifting purpose. The gym, which had been a legendary training ground since at least the 1940s, faced a significant turning point in 1994 when The Independent reported its future was “under threat” after its manager left, leading to a temporary closure a few weeks prior to September 15, 1994. This suggests the gym was still active until mid-1994 but struggled to maintain operations without consistent leadership.
The decline began earlier, however, as the pub and gym’s heyday—marked by the likes of Henry Cooper training there from 1954 to the late 1960s—faded by the 1980s. After Beryl Cameron-Gibbons, Europe’s only female boxing promoter and landlady, left in 1983 after 16 years, the property transitioned under new management. Gary Davidson, an ex-boxer and promoter, took over the pub license in 1984 and ran it until 1989, turning it into a boxing museum of sorts. However, his focus was more on the pub than sustaining the gym as a training hub. By the early 1990s, the gym’s operational status dwindled, and its closure in 1994 marked the end of its active use for boxing.

Post-1994, the building saw various reincarnations—estate agents, an art gallery, and later a restaurant—indicating the gym space was repurposed. By 2008, when Henry Cooper unveiled a blue plaque, the upstairs had already been converted into flats, confirming the boxing club’s permanent end. The closure stemmed from a mix of managerial instability, changing ownership priorities, and the broader decline of traditional boxing gyms in London, rather than a single dramatic event like water leakage or stone decay (a claim from an X post that lacks supporting evidence and seems unrelated to this specific gym). The Thomas A Becket’s boxing legacy lived on in memory, but its physical presence as a gym was lost by the mid-1990s.

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