ASMR 333 Questions in 3 Sections! (Personal, Would You Rather + This or That)

ASMR 333 Questions in 3 Sections! (Personal, Would You Rather + This or That)

Did they tell you? Did anyone let you know, before you came in, what was on the schedule today? They… they tipped you off, didn’t they? Yes, indeed. It is. 333 questions with three different kinds of material, three different sections of questions, 111 each. I have to say the first section can be

A little questionably masochistic at times, but it’s fun all in good fun. The second is very creative and imaginative, and the third? The third is a little normie, but you need that as a good palate cleanser, right? Oh you want the ins and the outs of the sections, do you?

Well, the first section is full of those open ended, a bit intimate, thought provoking, deep questions that you answer at your leisure as intensely, or surface as your little heart desires. Written in pencil of course, with this lovely, lovely, lovely clipboard. Oh gosh, that sound it’s enough to write home about. After that

We will be nosediving into those would you rather questions at which point the pen will make an appearance. The absolute best kind of pen ever. My favorite. And we will end with a little typing this or that keys. Oh yes. Yes indeed. It is a question marathon that we are about

To start running together. And I knew that you have the endurance, you had the motivation, you had the chutzpah. Yeah, I knew you were the one for this. All right, enough dilly dallying. Let’s dive right in. What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten for breakfast? Right. What was the worst haircut

That you had? Do you have any crazy roommate stories? Have you ever lied about an interest or talent to impress someone? If your best friend picked a tattoo for you to get, what would they pick? If you could eliminate one food so that no one would eat it ever again,

What would you pick to destroy? If you could eat at only one restaurant forever, what would it be? if you were trying out for a singing reality show what song would you sing? If you could switch places with anyone in your family for a day, who would it be?

Who is your craziest relative? What did you get into the most trouble for with your parents as a kid? If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would it be? If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? Have you ever gotten super lost? What happened?

What is your signature dance move? What would you call that? What is your greatest nightmare? I’m scared. Let’s make things lighter again. In your opinion, what’s the funniest word in the English language? What gameshow would you be great at? What invention do you think will be popular in 20 years?

If the title of your autobiography is the name of your favorite guilty pleasure, what would it be? If you were a wrestler what would be your entrance theme song? What’s the best prank you’ve ever played on someone? Have you ever blamed a fart on someone else? Whose was it?

What’s a pick up line that actually works for you? Not that you’re not a pickup artist, you clearly are, but what’s your go to? What’s your strangest talent? For real? You’re going to have to show me that some day. Do you play video games on your phone? What’s the worst thing

You’ve ever smelt? If all your clothes had to be one color forever, which color would you choose? If you had to be transformed into one household item, what would it be and why? If you had to use a fake name, which fake name would you choose? Do you speak a second language?

Have you ever pretended you didn’t see somebody to avoid talking to them? How do you keep up with what’s going on in the world? How often do you work from bed? How do you feel about a four day workweek? If there were no dress code, how would you dress for work?

If you could be guaranteed one thing in life, what would it be? If you could choose your age forever Which age would you choose and why? If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be and why? Which book changed your life the most? What is one thing your younger self would have never imagined you doing now? What is the worst job you’ve ever heard of?

What band would you be embarrassed to admit you listen to? What’s one frequently used word that you can’t stand? What’s one piece of advice you wish you’d gotten sooner? If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? How do you like your eggs? How many cups of coffee

Do you have in the morning? Should pineapple go on pizza? Is cheesecake a cake or a pie? What commercial jingle gets stuck inside your head all the time? What are you looking forward to in the next month? What are you most grateful for? What was something great that happened to you this week?

What was the first concert you ever went to? When was the last time you listened to the sound of your own breathing? What is the most desirable trait that another person can possess? What personal prisons have you built out of your own fears? If you had to remove one feeling,

Which one would you choose? What is something you consider yourself to be very bad at? What are you good at? What is your favorite thing to do outside? If you had to brush a wild animal’s teeth, which wild animal would you choose? If you could instantly make any one species go extinct

By saying their name, which species would you choose? If you could find a cure for a disease, which one would you want to cure? What are you interested in that most people aren’t? If you were a ghost and could possess people, why would you make them do? What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?

If your hands were frozen in one position or gesture which position would you want them stuck in? What’s the funniest thing you’ve done or had happen while your mind was wandering? What would it be about if you could create a new cult? If you could upload your consciousness

Into a machine before you die, would you do it? If you woke up one morning in the year 2000, what would you do? What would you do if Donald Trump suddenly appeared in your toilet? All right, let’s bring it back down to earth. What’s the difference between living and existing?

Who do you love and what are you going to do about it? Do you ask enough questions or do you settle for what you know? What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? If you had to live your life experiencing only one season spring, summer, fall, winter,

Which one would you choose? If you could put wings on any wingless animal, which animal would you choose? What would you say to scare someone who didn’t know you? If you could erase one thing from existence, even the memory of the thing, what would it be? What would you do

If you were suddenly given world class hacking knowledge and ability? If you were tasked with making school more fun, but it still had to be effective at teaching students, what would you change? You can transport one furious elephant to any point in history. Where would you put it? Yes, a furious elephant. Okay.

If you could know the truth behind any one secret or mystery, what would it be? If extra lives were a real thing in this world how would you get them? How would the world change if there was no internal monologue and every thought was spoken out loud? Would you take a weekend

Job for $20,000 per year to be a human scarecrow and chase birds from fields? If aliens took over and humans were put in zoos, what would you want in your zoo enclosure? What would you do if you knew that you would go blind in two months? If you could change

The sounds your body makes, burp, fart, yawn, sneeze, etc. what new sound effects would replace the normal sounds of your body? Please make the sounds and then spell them out for me. Thank you. How do you spell that? and silent H? Okay, What would be great and what would be horrible

About all humans having translucent skin and muscles so that you could see all the organs working? Translucent skin, organs and muscles. What’s great, what’s not so great about that predicament? and not so great? What would you do if you fell into a gorilla’s enclosure? If you could get every country

And every person in the world to work on one project or one goal, what would it be? What would you do if all the electricity in the world just stopped? If all animals became as intelligent as humans and were miraculously able to speak, which jobs would be best suited to which animals?

Start with three. And a third? What kind of movie or TV show would you make if money or skill was no object? If you had an animal or plant renamed in your honor, what would you want to carry your name? What movie worthy heist would you pull off

If you knew in the end you would get away with it? If you had to join the circus, what kind of performer would you be? If you could choose what the next crazy health trend would be what health trend would you choose? What is your favorite number? Why?

Should kidneys be able to be bought and sold? What would a world populated by clones of you look like? If you could change what people say after someone sneezes, what would the funniest thing be to make them say? When did something start out badly for you but in the end it was great?

What’s your cure for hiccups? If you could put just one word into any document in history, what word would you choose and where would you put it? What unethical experiment would have the largest positive impact on society as a whole? We have finished our first phase of 111 open ended, intimate, deep

Personal questions with the pencil. And now we are going to be transitioning into our second phase of 111 would you rather questions with pen. 111 would you rather questions. These are much more difficult than last time. I couldn’t choose between them, so I compiled them for you. I know

You love a good challenge. You’re a much greater warrior than I when it comes to the would you rathers. I knew you would get a chuckle and at times a kneejerk reaction to these. They’re a little masochistic. They can be intense. We all need a good shock at times. Right?

I’d like to give you that shock in a safe way through questions and answers. I’ve got the pen and I would say try to give me your instant gut reaction to these. It’s better that way. Don’t dwell on it. Don’t overthink it. I mean, one or two, maybe.

But would you rather start a colony on another planet or be the leader of a small country on earth? Whenever you’re ready. Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons? Realize halfway through a date that there’s something in your nose or that your zipper was open the whole time? Give up

Showering for a month. or give up the internet for a month? Find a hair in your last bite of sandwich or a bug at the bottom of your drink? Have all the traffic lights you approach be green or never have to wait in line again? Laugh whenever you’re sad

Or cry like a baby when you’re happy? Be a dragon or be a unicorn? Have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos that appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday? Get burps that smell like donuts or farts that emit rainbow clouds? Have a rewind or pause button

For your life? Fly everywhere you want or be invisible? Have eyes the size of a baseball or eyes the size of a pea? Be immortal or have nine lives? Have a horse’s tail or a unicorn horn? Explore space or explore the ocean? Read your partner’s mind or have a partner that can read

Your mind? Never read another book or never hear another song? Be unable to say what you think or always have to say what you think? Have a cat with a dog’s personality or have a dog with a cat personality? Have everything you’ve ever wanted but die in one year or

Live your life as it is now? Stop climate change or end all wars on Earth? Live in a cave or a tree house? Live in isolation or face your biggest fear once a month? Be able to talk to your 70 year old self or be able to talk to your five year

Old self again? Get sprayed by a skunk or stung by a whole wasps’ nest? Have no thumbs or only have thumbs? Be covered in scales or covered in fur? Sell all of your possessions or one of your organs? Wake up as a new random person every year and have complete control over them

Or spend a day inside a stranger once a week without having any control over them? Be permanently thirsty or permanently nauseous? Be able to speak all human languages, or talk to animals? Find true love or cure cancer? Eat the same thing every day, but never have to pay for your food or

Eat whatever you want, but have to pay twice as much? Be the first to die from your friends or the last to die from your friends? Have the same haircut or have the same phone forever? Fight one human sized cat or ten cat sized humans? Be able to fly at walking speed

Or run at the speed of cars? Have no elbows or no knees? Be forced to dance every time you hear music or sing along to every song you hear? Be handcuffed to your worst enemy for life or be separated from your entire family? Drink all your meals from baby bottles or wear diapers

For a week? Have dry eyes or a runny nose for the rest of your life? Not be able to talk or not be able to walk? Spend the rest of your life always cold or spend the rest of your life exhausted? Have every movie spoiled for you before you watch it or not

Be able to watch a new film until it’s been released for a year? Discover something tremendous and spread it, or discover something evil and prevent it? Recycle human poop as a profession for the rest of your life or work with dangerous and explosive chemicals for the rest of your life?

Always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early? Live in a house full of cheese or chocolate? Never be able to feel emotions or never be able to show emotions? Meet the devil or God? Never have to sleep again or never have to go to the bathroom again? Dance

In front of 5000 people or sing in front of 5000 people? Have everyone know about your finances or have everyone know a detailed account about your romantic life? Always have a rock in your shoe or always have an eyelash in your eye? Get ten mosquito bites or one bee sting?

Live in a castle or live in a spaceship? Lick the bottom of your shoe or the big toe of a stranger? Never again experience an awkward moment or receive $100 for every embarrassing moment you experience? Be able to breathe underwater or walk on water? Sneeze jelly beans or have your tears taste

Like chocolate? Find out how you’ll die or when you’ll die? Get paid for reading books or watching TV? Take hot showers every day for the rest of your life or only eat cold food for the rest of your life? Try to survive in the desert with your friends

Or live in a reality TV show house for five years with your friends? Have everyone required to wear identical silver jumpsuits or anytime two people meet and are wearing an identical article of clothing, they must fight to the death? Be physically clumsy or socially awkward? Kick a wall with a toothpick

In your toenail or jump in a pool of lemon juice with paper cuts all over your body? Give up social media or eat the same dinner for the rest of your life? Own a key that can open any door for you or be able to visit any place you want?

Be able to communicate with fish or with birds? Return to your childhood or return to a past life? Lie to your partner or lie to your best friend? Watch an amazing movie alone in a movie theater or watch a terrible movie in a theater with your friends? Look young

For the rest of your life or never get sick for the rest of your life? Receive a letter every day from someone you don’t know or receive a letter once a year from someone you care for? People did Be bad at something you love doing or the best at something you hate doing?

Ride a donkey or ride a deer? Wear swimsuits every day or wedding dresses every day? Go to the gym once in a while or exercise every day at home on your own? Stop talking to your parents or stop talking to your best friend? Make a grand entry to your birthday party

Or a silent entry to your birthday party? Be a wizard or a vampire? Have a pillow fight or a food fight? Live in a forest with your favorite animals or live in a mountain with the fairies? Meet your favorite superhero or meet your favorite cartoon character? Work with someone you despise

Or lose your job? Choose your life partner or let your family choose your life partner for you? Wake up in a dark forest or wake up on a deserted beach? Drink from the bathtub or drink from a flower vase? Stop washing your face for the rest of your life,

Or stay locked in a dark room for two months? Not be able to cut your hair or not be able to cut your nails for the rest of your life? Find all your missing items or win the lottery? Feel like someone is searching for you or be followed by a monster?

Make all your dreams come true or be able to fulfill everyone’s needs? Eat raw garlic, eat a raw potato? Be afraid of clowns or be afraid of dolls? Have allergies only on your face or on your whole body? Own a time machine or a lie detector? Eat dry and cold pasta

Or melted ice cream? Have a funny name that everyone makes fun of or a difficult name that no one can pronounce? Not have eyelashes or not have nails? Find bugs in your bed or a lizard in your kitchen? Be stuck in traffic for hours or be stuck in the shopping mall for hours?

Eat cat food for a day or fish food for a day? Sneeze every time you lie or cough every time you behave rudely? Only be able to write with emojis or lose the ability to write? Have shiny tears or sparkly blood? Have a tail or a third arm? Have the ability to teleport,

But always end up in awkward situations or be able to time travel, but only to boring moments in history? How was that for you? Was that a challenge? I know. I look at every single one of those as if they are two absolutes that I must choose between, and it freaks me out.

Although sparkly blood would be really cool and it would be nice to be a dragon. Well, that means it’s time for our final batch of questions. 111 this or that with keys. Let’s go. This or that time this or that, this or that time, this or that postcard or souvenir?

Hammock or lawn chair? big city or small town? tree or flower? brand name or generic? call or text? shower or bath? drive fast or slow? space or the ocean? comedy or drama? running or hiking? horse or dog? library or museum? 1969 or 2069? house or apartment? bunny or squirrel? opera or jazz?

Clarinet or tuba? Alice in Wonderland or Peter Pan? hot air balloon or pirate ship? long hair or short? snow angel or igloo? laundry or dishes? markers or crayons? hair or teeth? think or feel? quiet or loud? optimism or pessimism? paint or draw? fast forward or rewind? rake or shovel? couch or bed?

Repair or buy? horse or motorcycle? spirit or science? sprinkler or pool? shooting stars or lightning? hats or gloves? windows or doors? speeding ticket or parking ticket? cold plunge or sauna? indoors or outdoors? pineapple or pepperoni? sunrise or sunset? procrastinate or initiate? stutter or stumble? jumping jacks or the splits? whine or sulk?

Punch or kick? sticky or itchy? naked or afraid? flirt or love? ignorance or transparency? teach or learn? drive or fly? board games or video games? visual or verbal? vegetarian or meat eater? up early or up late? weekends or holidays? win or lose? fall or spring? Hades or Persephone? Greece or Rome? presents

Or pastries? cabana or cabin? gas or electric? bloat or burp? ocean or mountain? road trip or direct flight? cuddle or sleep? compliment or confession? grizzly bear or crocodile? Jupiter or Venus? hybrid or remote? follower or leader? boat or plane? physical or mental? jigsaw puzzle or chess? Lie or steal? tickle or tingle?

Faith or reason? look or leap? drink or smoke? broccoli or squash? tent or cabin? tea or coffee? eggs or pancakes? bob or weave? pencil or pen? satin or fur? left side of the bed or the right? dinosaurs or giants? rhyme or sing? flying carpet or rabbit’s foot? fruit or vegetables? pet snake

Or pet turtle? hat or headband? lights or candles? hero or villain? hotel or hostel? espresso or cappuccino? plants or flowers? lotion or oil? dictionary or encyclopedia? angel or devil? shortcuts or journeys? night out or night in? food truck or diner? truth or Illusion? Nicely done. Nicely done. That was a question marathon

That we made it through today. I love doing these questions with you. And if it was a little loud this evening, I apologize. It is the winter and in our questionnaire corner the leaves which once padded the noise of the highway have fallen to the ground. So now there is quite

A performance of vibrations outside the window from time to time. So if those did interfere with your decision making… I deeply apologize. Luckily, the seasons work in a cycle. So we all have our summer of padded leaves once more.

IT’S 333 QUESTIONS! In 3 different sections… 1. Intimate, Deep Personal Questions (with pencil) 2. Would You Rather? (with pen) and 3. This? Or That? (on a keyboard) 🤯🤯🤯

Get ready for a question MARATHON!

Here’s a taste:

111 INTIMATE DEEP PERSONAL QUESTIONS

If you could be guaranteed one thing in life, what would it be?
When was the last time you listened to the sound of your own breathing?
What is the most desirable trait that another person can possess?

111 WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS

Live in isolation or face your biggest fear once a month?
Never again experience an awkward moment or receive $100 for every embarrassing moment you experience?
Find out how you’ll die or when you’ll die?

111 THIS OR THAT QUESTIONS
Shortcuts or journeys?
Flying carpet or rabbit’s foot?
Visual or verbal?

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00:00 intro
2:07 personal questions with pencil
44:55 Would You Rather with pen
1:06:20 – this or that with keys